[ SECRET POST #2047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Penn & Teller]


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[Twilight]


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[Prometheus]


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[Rainbow; the Boondocks]


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12. [SPOILERS for walking dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for portal 2]



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14. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF/game of thrones]



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15. [SPOILERS for the dark knight rises]



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16. [WARNING for abuse]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - insulting the readers doesn't help ], [ 1 - come on, a LITTLE effort ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[elaminator]

ILU obvious troll! Keep on being randomly hilarious.

Re: Ships it

[(Anonymous)]

it totally does

Re: I AM SO ASHAMED.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, but I read soooo much AU fic with my OTP, though (maybe even more than canon), so this would never work out.

Sometimes I like to try to pretend they're just friends in fanart even if they're getting all blushy and moony-eyed. XD

[cloud_riven]

Ew. Over-identifying and projecting fans are gross.

Re: Personal Hygiene

[republicanism]

lol at your subject heading

MY INTERNET IS FUCKING UP OK s-sob

[(Anonymous)]

same here

the regular muppets were okay, but the babies were my fav

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[anonymouslyyours]

I can't even remember what they were talking about now but one of my brother's friends brought a guy over who was infuriated that people called a canonly gay dude gay because the canon gay character didn't "act" gay enough so obvs. he wasn't gay and people should stop writing porny fanfic that made him gay.

It basically boiled down to him being buthurt that people didn't write het sex for a CANON GAY character.

DA

[(Anonymous)]

Well that actually makes sense then since most yaoi wank seems to end up into a feminism wank.

[gabzillaz]

Hahahahahahahahahhaa

Re: I AM SO ASHAMED.

[(Anonymous)]

not op

I used to do this too

I did so often that my fangirl brain branched and now everything is au

sometimes even the canon

[augustbird]

twilight isn't damaging anybody's idea of a healthy relationship unless they've never had one.

you pointed out in your initial comment that twilight is a junior/young adult book...

Re: Ships it

[greenvelvetcake]

BODY LANGUAGE

Creepy? Where would you get that impression, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

Like I said...it wasn't "good" and it definitely took Tyrion to a darker place but I don't think it was his moral event horizon given what he had been through.

I think Tyrion making comments about wanting to rape Cersei was worse.

[littlestbirds]

14? that's... optimistic?

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[streetcake]

I love reading wank with those way too angry shippers who can't stand it when their ships never happen or are threatened. I wish they would all write lengthy paragraphs about their feelings, those are the best.

Also when the way too angry fans get enraged over minute details that don't matter. Or when they make up ridiculous OOC headcanons for characters and blow up when they're disproven.

[gabzillaz]

Or every shounen fandom ever.

Re: Tiny turtles and tinier tortoises!

[corellianrogue]

That last spider- is it in some kind of shell? egg sac? Is that just its body? It's so creepy, but I need to know.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't find it offensive either. Just weird and hilarious at the same time.

I guess the only thing I find offensive is the "I'm with you but I'm still straight!" aspect which pisses me off.

[dethtoll]

haha that lefthand panel holy shit wow

Re: orgasm question + venting

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, don't worry, this was pretty much - actually, scratch that - EXACTLY my experience. And not just the first time, but a few times afterwards, too. (Well, actually, wait, the first time my boyfriend did orgasm, through, um, a sort of pantomime, because I didn't want to do penetration, but hand jobs on both sides have had not necessarily spectacular results.)
Not a whole lot of experience here, either, but my advice is to try difficult things, and to communicate. Ask your boyfriend what feels good, what he likes (that you're comfortable with) - and vice versa! - and you may even want to consider asking him to show you what he does to masturbate on his own. I have to admit I'm sort of regurgitate advice I've been given, but it's true, I think: he's had quite a longer time than you have to familiarize himself with his genitalia and how to get himself off. Obviously, the same thing goes for you: tell your boyfriend what feels good to you, what you -don't- want him to do, what you do, etc. Good luck! :)

[(Anonymous)]

guh, there's an amazing (but disturbing) SPN fic that introduced me to tooth-removal-for-blowjobs in sexual abuse/torture kind of way and omg...

going to the dentist has never been the same since

[ariakas]

Lol, depends - do I have access to the internet?

[gabzillaz]

It really depends on the fandom tbh

[gabzillaz]

That looks really interesting

[(Anonymous)]

It's going through a bit of a rough patch now but the first eight volumes are better than anything the show has ever done.