[ SECRET POST #2047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Penn & Teller]


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[Twilight]


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[Prometheus]


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[Rainbow; the Boondocks]


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12. [SPOILERS for walking dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for portal 2]



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14. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF/game of thrones]



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15. [SPOILERS for the dark knight rises]



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16. [WARNING for abuse]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - insulting the readers doesn't help ], [ 1 - come on, a LITTLE effort ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[velvet_mace]

It's a bit bizarre thinking about people debating the proper way to characterize actual people. Of course, that's like the least of the inaccuracies, since Penn and Teller have a strictly work-oriented relationship and aren't even friends in real life.

Re: All I got.

[morieris]

I also just found this one

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/Bredwall/Giffin%20Quick/I%20cant-Now%20Sis/tumblr_m7hdr4MJiz1rsfa15o2_500.jpg

...I actually have a lot of macros that are making this face...

[(Anonymous)]

TY! I was away last week and I have no idea what glory I missed.

[kitkatlittlebat]

But the show doesn't really follow the comics much so he should be safe!

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[cloud_riven]

Mine would be a cornflake. It symbolizes my flakiness, and talent for laughing at my own jokes because I'm a corn.

Or an accidentally self-inflicted cigarette burn that I try to pass off as a cutie mark, because I'd totally be one of those loser ponies that fails to specialise in horseshit (because I'm a flake).

[vethica]

I thought it looked like a video game screencap too. :O

[kitkatlittlebat]

Aw, Rapunzel.

Re: insulting readers troll

[morieris]

Twenty only annoys me when there's no secrets to interest me. Otherwise, I'm good with them.

[luxken27]

Muppet Babies! ♥

It always kinda bummed me out that Skeeter wasn't in any of the other movies/series, so you aren't alone in that. Scooter was way more interesting as a twin than not, LOL.

[chocorate]

Oh thank the lawd. I've only seen some eps and he was my fave so far.

[tcex28]

Well that was quite something

Re: Hair washing question

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever tried taking time to 'reset' your hair by not shampooing it for awhile (like a week or so?), and then starting up a schedule of only shampooing every few days? I know over-washing can cause hair to over-produce oils, but then some people probably just produce lots of oils naturally, too.

Re: Semi-kink kinda?

[velvet_mace]

Narrative kinks! They are yummy.

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[anonymouslyyours]

Perfect comment is perfect.

You made me hungry for cornflakes but all I have is grape nut cornflakes. My life is so hard

Re: Can... can we learn that dance? All of us on F!S?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god is this the one with the guy sitting outside a public bathroom and after that I can't recall, but I just remember the one guys orgasm face being all over a bunch of really weird merchandise at Kinokuniya(bookstore).

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like you're very sensitive there, then.

If consulting a doctor (a gynecologist would be best if that's possible) is an option for you, I say go for it. Better be safe than sorry and find out what's causing it, because it could be many different reasons and we can only guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Meh, there are people in the fandom that never read the book. You can be one of them.

Re: Semi-kink kinda?

[(Anonymous)]

It is totally a thing, but I don't know if it's sexual.

YANA.

Re: orgasm question + venting

[(Anonymous)]

My first few times were basically the same way, and pretty much every single person I know that I've talked to about it says their first few experiences were the same way.

I won't give further advice because after that relationship I finally came to terms with being asexual. I honestly knew beforehand, but didn't want it to be true and thought that by having sex with this guy I could prove I was "normal," which...wasn't exactly a great idea, but that's a whole different story.

But despite my circumstances, I still think the experience itself is incredibly common, and I really don't think there's anything wrong with you. From what I've heard, it gets way better after the first few times.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

lol that's a relief? For me dirty skin is greasy skin, not "dark with dirt", so I obv am totally unhelpful here and have no idea what you mean unless it's freakishly staining mestrual blood.
fwiw, I leave my pubic hair was raised by hippies. I used to work in a grocery store where every time some woman bought a "vaginal cleansing" product I ached with the need to tell them to just rinse with water and go without underwear for a few hours a day, goddamnit.

[fingalsanteater]

I usually don't need brain bleach, but I think I do this time.

Re: OP

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Hey, OP: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p2ktZM7C1ru90g4o1_500.jpg

Also, yeah, do you want to end up paralysed? DON'T touch your head D:

<3

[(Anonymous)]

But when they do...

...They will. Never. Let. Go.

I swear this is Transformers fandom in a nutshell. It is practically ruled by arguments that people never let go, and are inevitably all variations on how every new series has somehow RUINED FOREVER the fandom.

And man do the male-dominated parts of it get butthurt over the mere existence of fangirls and shipping.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow I like how the god like guy is decked out in those classy tribal tats.

IDK the more I read the more I am positive that has to be some sort of troll manga. With the TV entrance ala The Ring, "Holy Tool No.001".... WHAT.

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[(Anonymous)]

I get really amused by wank over the tiniest details. "OMG Male Character's hair isn't light brown it's dark blond!", "no, it's light brown because that sounds manlier and only women should have blond hair!!!".

I think it can actually get interesting, though, when it's only tangentially related to fandom and ends up being over social issues that I'm interested in or something. Although to be fair maybe that's not wank so much as just debate.