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16. [WARNING for abuse]

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's okay because I got distracted and now I'm having a hot mustard, melted swiss, and pastrami sandwich with like the perfect tomato slices. :D

LOL now I feel like my grandmother trying to work a mouse :D Thank you!

Is it just me or has f!s become much more offensive than it used to be? I mean, like some of the comments to the GoT secret for instance?

All I want in life is for this to happen now.

I know that feeling. I'm pretty sure I have a cavity in my molar (wouldn't surprise me since I haven't been to a dentist in a decade) and I finally got dental insurance with this new job, but the paperwork came in the mail and it's really confusing, I'm not sure how to get with a provider, etc. I mean I've never had insurance as an adult so... how does this work

Uh well

It varies from person to person but if I'm having sex with someone I usually don't think about anything except about what is physically happening -- or sometimes if I can see (I usually take my glasses off and I'm pretty much blind without them) I focus on stuff I can see around me and think about that. I would say that sex makes me hyperfocus on what's right in front of me, I never have clouded thoughts or lose awareness anything like that

During masturbation my mind has a tendency to wander though

Yup, it's normal. And no, sex isn't like that, as a rule. Not for everybody, and for the people for whom it might be like that - not all the time.

Never once has it been like that for me, but that doesn't mean i don't still have *very* pleasurable orgasms. I can just be thinking about what bills i need to pay and get off at the same time, so, you know....

To each their own. :)

I think writers are mostly exaggerating.

I do think though that sometimes, some people get a little spacy after sexual activity, kind of pleasant and floaty.

I've mostly seen that from BDSM though, rather than sex. I suspect when it happens to some people after sex it may be similar chemistry stuff going on.

The PERFECT SANDWICH????

You mean there's something from Australia that doesn't want to kill me? XD (I kid, I kid, but sometimes you have to wonder.) I can't really get through many of the pictures, but it just looks so much like a squishy hermit crab. And they're really that tiny? Can you even see the baby ones?

Wow. I've said it before, but this really is a seriously cool thing you do. How do you know so much about spiders? Do you study them? Or is this just a hobby that you're sharing with all us internet-types?

/nosy!Plague is nosy

You're just reaching for anything to make your point look good. And, might I add, failing spectacularly. What Jaime did was bad, but he did it to save the lives of his lover and 3 children. What Tyrion did, he did out of hurt pride and generally being pissed off. The 'why' matters.

Yeahhhh just enjoy the smegma

Why don't people ever say this about dudes? "Don't wash your foreskin or your balls, they're SELF-CLEANING"

People, the VAGINA is self-cleaning. Your labia is not. You have to wash there. A nurse at fucking PLANNED PARENTHOOD told me to wash there. She even told me to buy the Summer's Eve brand vaginal wash (NOT douche, she told me to never douche). I don't see why if you can put soap on every other external part of your body you can't wash your labia with soap.

Man I really wish people would stop using the word "vagina" when they really mean VULVA or LABIA it's so irritating

That sounds like a quiet book. My mom made those for people for years. They're for a little bit older kids, though - they have a 'show' you can tie, buttons you can do and undo, as well as snaps, and a 'mitten' you can put your hand in.

I totally agree on the last bit. I like Tyrion as a character and enjoy his chapters but he's supposed to be this really smart clever guy and yet it seems like half the time he couldn't think himself out a paper bag when it comes to his family.

I don't know what's with the comments above mine but uh no. Most major female characters in the books are not filthy whores, though some are cunning.

Man fuck this. Glenn and Andrea are he only two I even like in the show, fuck if I will watch, it was already boring the shit out of my with fucking Lori and Shane, fuck that boring shit.

Because he isn't pretty like Jaime is, and therefore isn't forgiven for all crimes and shipped with everyone.

Wow, I'm hoping that you're just trolling, because if you really mean that you're a pathetic sack of shit.

But my real life special talent is pretty much putting up with bullshit! So I'm gonna say a blossom for Blossom Culp, my spirit animal.

Oh get over yourself. Sandor's deformed, a drunk and abusive, and they ship him like crazy.

Baffled at everybody who wants this guy to be Tim. He couldn't have been, because he didn't spend all of his screen time crying and sucking at everything.

Is it safe to masturbate with a tampon in?

Depends what you're doing.

Most spiders don't want to hurt you! You're far too big for that, anyway. Even huntsman spiders are pretty much totally harmless to humans but very harmful to pests- though sadly they do tend to cause accidents, not due to any venom or anything but because of a very unfortunate habit of hiding in dark spaces or cars which causes people to ALKFJLSKDFXDBKXCWTFISTHATASPIDER at them.

That's not to say that all spiders are harmless; there are several species if you're in Australia that you'd still do well to avoid. There's no spider that naturally preys on people, though, scary as they might look. Speaking of spiders there, though, this is a male Mopsus mormon, or green jumping spider. It's a local, and has one of the spiffiest hairstyles I've seen on a spider. They're about approximately twice the size of the crabby things.

For those crabby-like spiders, though, you probably could see the baby ones if you were looking out really hard for them! They'd be more like tiny specs than anything else, though.

And no, I don't actually study spiders, I just have a very casual interest in them. They are interesting to me!

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