[ SECRET POST #2064 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2064 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 075 secrets from Secret Submission Post #295.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

if they're both cast, the fandom is going to be absolutely unbearable and the whole internet will explode.

[htebazytook]

at least there would be a barrage of fic! tho it would be terrible . . .

[(Anonymous)]

why? unbearable in what way?

[republicanism]

nayrt obviously but let me take a stab at it

overzealous tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch fans which are notoriously insufferable plus canon slash between an angel and a demon which will attract teenagers who have just discovered kawaii yaoi dess and encourage supernatural fandom crossovers as well as crossovers between on the bbc

this would combine at least 4 gigantic, wank-full fandoms and pit them against the elitist fans of the original book who will inevitably hate them

basically the fandom would resemble that scene from pitch black where the lights have almost gone out and the bat things are trying to kill everyone, only instead of killing everyone they'd be peddling crappy fanfic and dabbling in omegaverse AUs making gifs and shit fuck it would be horrifying

[spicandspan89.livejournal.com]

But still entertaining! From an outsider's perspective at least lol.

[republicanism]

from an outsider's perspective, very

but i would be the elitist fan, see, only i wouldn't have the energy to entrench myself in the wank swamp so i would just quietly die on the inside

[spicandspan89.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. My sympathies!

[(Anonymous)]

Best description of the ensuing wank if this happens. But isn't Tom Hiddleston from Avengers, not SPN? Or is that Richard Speight Jr in the picture?

[republicanism]

no he's from avengers, i meant more that the angel/demon apocalyptic thing would be SPN fandom bait/crossover fodder. i will be shocked if that doesn't happen regardless of casting actually

[(Anonymous)]

I hate to disillusion you, but SPN crossovers already exist. I even found a good (=in the same tone as the book) x-over.

[(Anonymous)]

Agree, except there isn't canon slash. Aziraphale and Crowley are actually never stated to be together. IIRC the only mention of homosexuality [in relation to either of them anyways] was in the description of what people assumed when they met Aziraphale ['...that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.'] and then turned around basically went 'lol, but he's an angel so.'

It also describes Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship as 'When they're the only person who sticks around for thousands of years, you tend to get attached', so it's honestly kept pretty vague - unless there's an interview, or other Word of God, somewhere stating that they are together [which is entirely possible], then...they aren't a canon-slash couple, just one with a lot of context that could go that way.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed, anon, but... this is fandom. :P The fans (and hell, I'm one of 'em) skip past the "plenty of subtext but little canonical proof" and straight into "I SHIP THEM 4EVA". Which is fine, just... I mean, yeah, the person that said we'd have two humongous fandoms (Sherlock, Avengers) and SPN crazies and GO elitists is right. XD

[republicanism]

word of god from neil gaiman says they get a cottage together in the south downs after the book ends. i mean

[othellia]

Best description of all time. Of all time.

[republicanism]

yeah the fandom would definitely be unbearable. i don't think the whole internet will explode but it would lead tumblr into a fiery apocalypse.

[(Anonymous)]

If it happens I'm going to need some new fucking friends