[ SECRET POST #2078 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2078 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 73 secrets from Secret Submission Post #297.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/mU0kw.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Cool story troll.

[insanenoodlyguy]

How is this rage inducing?

No rating for you. Just fail.

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I'm really starting to get annoyed at people who think that simply saying something strange or non-sequitur is "trolling." It's not.

You are taking the fun out of the internet. Stop it.

[intrigueing]

Anyone wanna place bets on whether or not even such a innocent random Loki secret as this one is somehow gonna turn into wank? :D

[helishdreams]

Real or fake, I laughed :)

[adlanth]

Loki makes you think of bananas. Bananas make me think of the Ninth Doctor. The Ninth Doctor makes me think of Eccleston. Who's going to be a Thor villain as well. Clearly's there's some banana conspiracy there. Some sort of secret banana cult, probably.
Ooh, had a few Nanny Ogg moments there, wasn't sure I'd be able to stop writing bananananananana.

[(Anonymous)]

He makes me think of bananas because I want to suck his dick.

[wolfiemon]

omg what. xD <3<3<3

[(Anonymous)]

All I can think is that you must have a really, really low-paying job if you're spending half your wages on bananas. I mean, it's undoubtedly hyperbole, but seriously. One can only eat so many bananas.

[(Anonymous)]

lets start the wank

I don't understand how he became that popular. He is a shitty villian lbr, not very attractive(I know this change from people to people, believe me I realize that but he is not holywood type)

I was on his tag today and there were lots of fan art where they woobified him, like a sweet brother etc. Do tumblr fangirls love woobified loki or villian loki? It seems like they created another character and called him loki

[greenvelvetcake]

uh
'kay.

Any other character/fruit cravings?

[(Anonymous)]

This non-wanky Loki secret. I like it! ANOTHER!

[cassandraoftroy]

This may be relevant to your interests, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, tbh, he makes me think of bananas too. Not in a I want to eat them way, but just. Something about him is v banana-y. I couldn't actually explain this properly, even if I tried.

[(Anonymous)]

so I guess you could say you went...bananas for him?

(omg I literally scrolled through this thread just to look for a terrible pun I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU)

[(Anonymous)]

And now I have Gwen Stefani repeating 'this shit is bananas, b-an-an-as' in my head over and over...

Next time

[wauwy]

white text.

[netbug009]

I don't care if this actually happened or not. It's just kinda funny imagining the anon with shopping carts full of bananas. I mean, to spend half your salary on something so cheap would probably require that, unless you live somewhere where it's more expensive (E.G. fruit is costly in Japan.)

[quinnzel]

Is it the helmet? Because the horns totally look like bananas now that you mention it.

[(Anonymous)]

eating a lot of bananas is not actually healthy

[(Anonymous)]

This secret made me giggle.

[(Anonymous)]

(http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/466/475491)

[la_petite_singe]

HALF your wages?! Either you're buying a metric fuckton of 'em or you make very little. I mean, shit, they're only 50 cents even here in overpriced NYC. Either way I'm quite baffled.

[(Anonymous)]

It's because of the hair. Kind of like Panty's hair looks like bananas too?