[ SECRET POST #2085 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2085 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 077 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/LEUmn.png

[(Anonymous)]

If this was true facts, she's be the luckiest woman in the entire universe of universes.

[(Anonymous)]

...I think I need brain bleach. As does my dormant Galadriel muse.

[cakemage]

Other way around. They'd be the luckiest dudes in the history of ever.

Funny story, the first fanfic I ever read was when I was fourteen, and it was a LotR smutfic (I didn't yet know about ratings) about Galadriel having a threeway with an OFC and Celeborn. And it was hot, and it made me realize that the reason for the funny feelings I got whenever I read anything that had to with Galadriel was, in fact, a crush. This led to the realization that I was, in fact, attracted to girls, and the rest is history.

tl;dr: Galadriel and Galadriel smut made me realize that I liked girls.

[(Anonymous)]

Nice, are you one of those people who believe a man should be just thankful a women sleeps with them? Because the situation here: Two men pleasuring one women and the women is lucky, not the other way around. If you want to make (at least a lot of them) a man happy with a threesome, it usually need to be two women with one man. And by the way, there is nothing at all wrong with that, just as there is nothing at all wrong with a women wanting a threeway with two men.

[elaminator]

Oh, I haven't seen this picture! How did I miss it? D:

Anyway, he looks glorious! Mmm.

...but I'm boring and like Celeborn and Galadriel's relationship as is. Pretty hot head-canon you've got there, though; she's a lucky lady!

[(Anonymous)]

That's... awesome.

I need fic recs. Please. Pretty please.

secret op

[(Anonymous)]

Me too. :(

[(Anonymous)]

I legitimately ship this now.

[visp]

That is one ridiculously impractical battle helmet/hairpiece.

[cimikat.livejournal.com]

Well it's not a helmet, it's a crown. So less practical and more decorative, I suppose. I think it looks pretty cool and unique, myself.

[visp]

It's interesting, I'll give it that.

[tasogare_n_hime]

The thing on Thranduil's head is the most awesome head thing ever, I'm wondering how it stays on though... I still want one.

[spicandspan89.livejournal.com]

LOL I first read this as "I'm wondering how it stays on during sex"

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if that's supposed to be a leaf crown?

...Anyway, I think he looks ridiculous. Hopefully it's the angle, or the pose, or the lighting.

[velvet_mace]

I'm probably the only person who finds elves to be utterly unsexy. They just seem like the ultimate standoffish prudes. And what, they have kids maybe once a millenium?

[sensualcoco.livejournal.com]

They're too pretty to be sexy.

[amadeupname]

They probably have the best birth control, though.

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, that's a pretty good approach when your race is immortal.

[(Anonymous)]

I love his eyebrows oO

However, I just can't picture "rough" Elven sex.
Call me immature, but imagining these "perfect beings" who always seem to have a halo around them and a stick up their asses to be fucking all fiery just makes me laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

I totally can imagine it. But that has to do with cultivating an image of being a cardigan wearing quiet librarian-esque type. Meanwhile, what my students don't know is that I have pieced nipples, am bisexual, and like getting laid on a regular basis. So elves? I have no problems seeing elves as total freaks in the sheets. You have to cut loose sometimes. And a healthy sexuality is a good thing.

The coworker from years ago who labeled me a closet freak had it more right than she knew.

[spiced_wine]

I just can't picture "rough" Elven sex.

I've been writing fiery, rough, passionate Elf sex couples, threesomes and more (slash only) since 2007. (I read the books decades ago and it struck me that Tolkien's Silmarillion Elves were obviously based on 'true Elves', who are ambiguous and dangerous, not 'perfect' - which is true, Tolkien drew on the Elves of mythology.In the Silmarillion they murdered, betrayed, had incestuous feelings, they hated and warred, killed their own kin. There's nothing angelic about that.
The authors I read also write them like that; there's a clique who write 'angelic' Elves, but they seem to not know the first thing about the Silmarillion, or ignore it.

To me, Elves emotions are focused like the sun through a lens, therefore they're violently passionate than Mortals. My head-canon is a lot older than the films where they did seem to be rather sexless. I am glad Thranduil looks rather feral, as I imagine the Elves of Mirkwood to be. But then, all the Elves I write are feral when they have sex d;^).

[fickletastictot]

Aww Lee Pace

I liked you better as a cute and dorky brunet





Anyways, I approve of this secret *thumbs up*

[darkmanifest]

Yeah, I don't really care who Thranduil is having sex with as long as he's there looking like that. Dayum. But he and Galadriel together would be pretty damn hot.

[cloudsinvenice]

I'm not even a fan of LotR (liked the first film and the novel of The Hobbit; really want to read the rest of the books someday though) and this has me intrigued. It is hot in the extreme. Definitely going to have to look for fanfic...