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14. http://i.imgur.com/jdInF.jpg

Why? Facial hair is unattractive, baldness is unattractive, so those horrible men who shave their heads AND grow facial hair are THE WORST. Wouldn't fuck one with a ten-foot pole.

Yeah, it's much easier with a strap-on.

Heehee!

Ha! We posted at the same time! I'm glad you were here for this. This is so perfect after that thread yesterday.

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insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-25 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

fingalsanteater - 2012-09-25 23:43 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-25 23:57 (UTC) - Expand

Beard-hating "troll"

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-26 00:05 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Beard-hating "troll"

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-26 00:07 (UTC) - Expand

baby leave them all to me. I'll spend all day and all night fucking every single one. yum.

Are you the same anon from yesterday? I love that you always get the first comment.

It sounds terribly unweieldy. I once fucked a man with a yardstick and that was pretty much near the limits of my dexterity.

I could see you making it work, though. You'd have to balance the weight of the ten foot pole closer to the handle than the fucking end. This would make the fuckpole look more like a pool cue. Would you fuck him with a ten foot pool cue?

But you still have a potential weight issue. You want to avoid what both gun enthusiasts and fuckpoleists call "chick lean" which is a product of poor upper body strength. You might want to get a sort of y-frame upon which to balance the fucking pole if you're attempting a full ten feet. Another option is to attach a sort of piston-like dildo apparatus to the end of the pole. However, this is not quite fucking with a ten foot pole so much as ten foot pole assisted fucking.

Re: I wouldn't either.

fingalsanteater - 2012-09-25 23:51 (UTC) - Expand

greenvelvetcake - 2012-09-25 23:53 (UTC) - Expand

chardmonster - 2012-09-25 23:55 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-26 00:00 (UTC) - Expand

Methinks the anon doth protest too much.

anonymouslyyours - 2012-09-26 00:01 (UTC) - Expand

Hey now, some for us find bald with beards very sexy.

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-26 10:37 (UTC) - Expand

I think the OP meant they couldn't tell Vin Diesel and The Rock apart otherwise.

hi ugly!troll

Bald head AND facial hair? Yes please. I'd take either of those two guys to be honest.

Oh god. I am laughing so hard right now that there are literally tears.

ETA: Where's our beard hating trollanon!?

Answer: posting at the exact same time as me.

Also, because OP put "hair" in such small font I was wondering for a second when one of those dudes came on the other's face.

Edited 2012-09-25 23:16 (UTC)

Because it's your kink or to tell them apart?

I seriously know someone RL who said similar to this secret but explained it was because she wouldn't be able to tell them apart if they hadn't.

She also couldn't tell the difference between Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale in "The Prestige". It was annoying.

No, she has no vision problems.

lol my mom couldn't tell Jackman and Bale apart in The Prestige either. When we finished watching it she was like "whaaaaaat was going on?!" and I had to explain everything that happened.

Maybe she had prosopagnosia issues?

anonymouslyyours - 2012-09-25 23:19 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, c'mon! Those two are like... as dissimilar as two very dissimilar things.

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visp - 2012-09-25 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

spicandspan89.livejournal.com - 2012-09-26 00:01 (UTC) - Expand

That's what I was my first thought--that it made them easier to tell apart.

Maybe your friend has trouble recognizing faces?

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spicandspan89.livejournal.com - 2012-09-26 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

sensualcoco.livejournal.com - 2012-09-26 00:51 (UTC) - Expand

I sometimes was glad of the different tattoos.

hahahahaha me too

I have no idea what this means. But it reminds me of how thankful I am for all the parts of the movie where they were all up in each other's personal space.

Well in this photo they look exactly the same but one has a beard, I can imagine it would be hard to tell them apart without it.

darkmanifest - 2012-09-26 09:27 (UTC) - Expand

I could never picture The Rock now without facial hair. It would look so wrong if he shaved it. That would make me make a stank face at him and think he's sold-out.