[ SECRET POST #2094 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 042 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Starting a new thread because it will get spammy. I hope!

Anybody want to play would you rather? Reply to this thread with a would you rather "___" or "___" question and have people answer. Let's see what weird things we come up with.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

I like this game. Would you rather eat a domestic cat or a domestic dog? :D

Re: Would you rather...

[mekkio]

Dog. People already eat dog in parts of the world with no after effects. Cats on the other hand...I wouldn't know what I am in for.

Would you rather pants the President of the United States or have the President of the United States pants you?

Re: Would you rather...

[ill_omened]

Cat.

They're dumb instinctual predators, whereas dogs are some of the smartest animals in the world (outside like apes and whales+dolphins obviously) and moreover evolved to adapt and empathize with humans over ten thousand years in a way no other animal has.

Eating indicates and inability to empathize bordering on psychopathic. And yeah I'm aware some cultures eat them, but they demonstrate my point tbh.

Re: Would you rather...

[mekkio]

If you are freckled, would you rather have someone play connect the dots with your freckles or play connect the dots with someone else's? (Your choice of freckled person.)

Re: Would you rather...

[oroburos69]

Play connect the dots with anyone else's. Mine aren't nearly so fun.

Re: Would you rather...

[brightblueink]

Be drawn on, totally. That sounds kind of cute and....like a lead up to something fun.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Be played with. I like being touched gently.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Someone else's. You can't play connect the dots with my freckles, I've got too many of the damn things. It's more or less impossible.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Mine. I have seven that form a perfect circle and three that form an isosceles triangle (on my wrist, so it becomes an equilateral triangle if I bend it right!)

/nerd

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Pretend your fave celeb is married. Would you rather be their "long term affair on the side" that they're lying to their spouse about for years, or the other person in the short and explosive sex tape scandal?

Re: Would you rather...

[biohazardgirl]

Short and explosive sex tape. I don't want to be tugged around emotionally.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather prompt or fill?

Re: Would you rather...

[oroburos69]

If you could be genetically modified to have animal attributes, would you rather have a tail or a non-functional wings? The wings can move, but cannot fly. Let's not stretch the realm of believability too much.

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather be on your period all day, every day, forever, or have horrible acne all over your face, forever?

(this question only applies to people who have periods of course)

Re: Would you rather...

[vethica]

Would you rather be stuck in someone's head who only thinks about trying to kill his brother, or be buried underground in a box filled up with peas?

Re: Would you rather...

[brightblueink]

Ummm, okay. Let's see. Would you rather listen to Bieber on a loop, or Skrillex?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather read a book or listen to music?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Let's get steamy. Would you rather go down or someone or have someone go down on you?

Re: Would you rather...

[oroburos69]

Would you rather watch amputee fetish sex or prolapsed asshole sex?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather have sex with someone much more experienced or much less experienced than you?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather not enjoy sex or not enjoy food ever again?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather live in a house infested with bees, or one infested with centipedes?

Re: Would you rather...

[cakemage]

Would you rather be a duelist or be the Rose Bride?

Re: Would you rather...

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather:

Be caught in bed with your child's 18 year old friend?

or

Be caught in bed with your best friend's spouse?