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⌈ Secret Post #2126 ⌋

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08. http://i.imgur.com/fbsvO.jpg

I have that same reaction when it comes to Tom Hiddleston.

How do you know Tom has a huge penis?

um, like, he has a really big bulge you know?

see his screenshots from thor, it is really big and obvious

I'm not even a Hiddleston fan, but it is really obvious in interviews and things. Popular GIF topic, too, because everyone in fandom is a creeper at heart. :)

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sounds like U-KNOW too much! #kpoppuns

Well done.

(I mean that sincerely. I enjoy the hell out of a well executed pun.)

LINK?

You're welcome.

IT'S LIKE A LIVING CREATURE.

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yeah...

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Someone give those poor boys underwear.

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Jaejoong seems to realize exactly what the fans are seeing, yet Yunho just bounces away happily, like it's not even a part of him. xD

BOWIE IN SPAAAAAACE.

That's all I think of when large penises or bulges are mentioned. Bowie.

In space.

YOU CAN'T STOP IT.

Don't even try. Just think of the tight pants and the perfectly formed oblong dome that emerges from betwixt his thighs. It will strike you down, either by overwhelming your senses and transforming you into a quivering mass of longing or by punching you in the face (I assure you, the latter is purely accidental. Bowie does not truly wish to cock-punch anyone).

(Actually, Bowie probably does wish to cock-punch some people. But you are not one of them, so don't worry).

(You should worry about being rendered senseless, however. That's an actual and documented danger).

If you ever need a non-Bowie version of the exact same feeling, watching this gif for more than 30 seconds will do pretty much the same thing.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/shanny_w/814311/172637/172637_original.gif

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

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Feels like he's wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!

I must be immature, because this secret made me giggle SO hard.

PENIS.

It's really distracting, because otherwise he's not exactly a dude who oozes sex! He'll just be going along, being all cute and boyish and in the back of my head it's like: PENIS. GIANT PENIS.

It's not conducive to polite behavior.

I understand. It's like how Onew is a precious sunshiny little guy and Yesung is an absurd yet lovable derp, and then OH HEY A BELUGA WHALE IN YOUR PANTS HOW BOUT DAT

THIS GIF IS THE BEST GIF.

Can I steal it? My love for Changmin just grew three sizes. Like the Grinch's heart when the Whos start singing.

HAHA idgi. But yeah take it, it's not mine.