[ SECRET POST #2126 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2126 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 106 secrets from Secret Submission Post #304.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

BOWIE IN SPAAAAAACE.

That's all I think of when large penises or bulges are mentioned. Bowie.

In space.

YOU CAN'T STOP IT.

Don't even try. Just think of the tight pants and the perfectly formed oblong dome that emerges from betwixt his thighs. It will strike you down, either by overwhelming your senses and transforming you into a quivering mass of longing or by punching you in the face (I assure you, the latter is purely accidental. Bowie does not truly wish to cock-punch anyone).

(Actually, Bowie probably does wish to cock-punch some people. But you are not one of them, so don't worry).

(You should worry about being rendered senseless, however. That's an actual and documented danger).

[(Anonymous)]

If you ever need a non-Bowie version of the exact same feeling, watching this gif for more than 30 seconds will do pretty much the same thing.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/shanny_w/814311/172637/172637_original.gif

Diiiid someone say bulge?

[greenvelvetcake]

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

sense

this comment does not have

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, he isn't technically wearing pants...

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

He's covered from waist to ankle, each leg covered separately.

That's pants.

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

Are tights and/or nylons pants?

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

This is capably handled by one of the first rules of fashion: Leggings are not pants.

The presence of a dick in the equation, if anything, only strengthens the truthiness of this statement.

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[avatarmn]

ITT, people don't know people from the UK call underwear "pants".

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

+100000000000

Re: Diiiid someone say bulge?

[(Anonymous)]

Feels like he's wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!