[ SECRET POST #2126 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2126 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

13. http://i.imgur.com/mj3o4.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Gorgeous ladies in gorgeous plate armour? Absolutely.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Kickass gorgeous ladies in gorgeous full plate, to boot.

[illiadandoddity]

Women in plate armor is a perfectly acceptable kink to me!

[elaminator]

Mmm, yes. Agreed.

[ex_paola492]

Ikr? They need to make a trend out of it. *-* (The ladies in armor, not the terrible fairy tales adaptations, I mean. )

[ferrari]

too bad the movies sucked.

[(Anonymous)]

I watched both of these movies primarily for the women in full plate armour.

And, yes, they both sucked.

I really wish someone would make a film with women in plate armour that didn't suck, because I'm totally helpless to resist going and seeing the films anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

Watch Thor if you haven't already. Sif is gorgeous.

[la_petite_singe]

HEH, hello kink I totally knew I had. Awesome.

[oparu]

Oh heck yes. Definitely hot. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Also, Cate Blanchett in armor as Queen Elizabeth = YUM.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy mother of fuck, the lady on the left looks exactly like a friend of mine. It's like her evil twin or something. Oh my god, the weird.

[(Anonymous)]

Women in armor, women with swords....I agree. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Hasn't been updated in a while, but if you don't already know about it, then you need to check out http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/ :D

Unpopular Opinion: I fucking loved Snow White and the Huntsman

[(Anonymous)]

It was the best straight-up, unflinching fantasy feature film in a really long time, and KStew did a really good job with her character, who was basically "stoic fantasy lead, with added X chromosome".

I'm just angry that the director is a skeezy bag of dicks, because it makes my ability to re-watch way less. Ugh, I hate that Hollywood trope so much and wish it would die in a fire.

YAY UNPOPULAR-OPINION-HAVING PEOPLE!

[tyger66]

I ALSO LOVED IT.

I disagree about the quality of KStew's acting, but it didn't ruin the movie for me. And Charlize Theron made up for any flaws. God, she was SO kickass as the Evil Queen.

Re: Unpopular Opinion: I fucking loved Snow White and the Huntsman

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't dislike it (I was pleased that for once the female going-into-battle character TIED HER FUCKING HAIR BACK), but it was a little slow for me.

I was kind of impressed with KStew though, since I remember thinking she was amazing in Panic Room, and then all of a sudden she was this ~blah~ emotionless character everywhere, so it was nice to see her emote.

(I also loved Mirror, Mirror - but I won't compare the two when MM seemed to be marketed more as 'entertainment/humour' instead of drama like SW&tH.

Meh

[nyxelestia]

My opinion on the movie is mixed. I quite liked some aspects of it, in that with the exception of Stewart (girl has no facial expressions, wtf?), the cast were great actors, and the battle sequences and special effects were fantastic. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to make up for the awful writing - I loved Theron, but her character got pretty much shafted with the lines she had to work with. :(

Re: Unpopular Opinion: I fucking loved Snow White and the Huntsman

[(Anonymous)]

You call that unpopular?

I liked KStew in it, but I felt like Charlize was overacting the ENTIRE WAY THROUGH which kind of ruined a lot of it for me. (I've seen Charlize Theron acting well/subtly before though, so I did just assume the ridiculous melodrama was a directing decision.)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, hello, kink I knew I had, which did not apply in those two cases!

It made me so angry when these movies ripped off White Tree of Gondor, you have no idea.

(Watch the the Borgias episodes from S2 that feature Caterina Sforza. Caterina > all your armored-lady faves. Actually, all your faves.)

[ooh_mrdarcy]

That's a good kink to have.
Don't forget Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc!



That was pretty much the first time I remember seeing a woman in a proper armor, and I was amazed.

[visp]

I just love it when they aren't in chainmail bikinis.

[(Anonymous)]

the raise the spirits speech was bad but nothing was better (worse) than the "we can't leave! I promised!" speech before the seven (six-sib?) dwarves got the gates to the castle open.

[(Anonymous)]

I just came here to say god, yes, that speech was terrible, and also hilarious. Planning to rewatch Snow White & the Huntsman just to get
another kick out of how seriously it took itself.

...it was kind of a shame, though. With better pacing, better dialogue, more fleshed-out characters, and a lead who can act better than Kristen Stewart it probably would have been a terrific movie.