[ SECRET POST #2140 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2140 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 105 secrets from Secret Submission Post #306.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I never saw a clintasha wank and now I am curious. Also ScarJo is too pretty for Renner. She and Stan would make such a hot couple.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeremy Renner is hideous. I wouldn't ship him with a dead cockroach, let alone a human.

[(Anonymous)]

Different Anon

This.
I haven't read any Marvel comics but I've seen The Avengers and I read fic and I am so surprised/appalled that people want his dick?

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I don't find him attractive at all, but I think it might be a body/personality combination. And some people just like less traditional features. He is a bit of a butterface imo, though.

[ninety6tears]

I don't find him that attractive, but I can still ship him like hell.

[melayka]

Different strokes for different folks. He does kind of look like somebody left Karl Urban in the microwave too long, but Tom Hardy and Daniel Craig are the same and they all have fangirls, myself among them. There seems to be a certain something about masculinity and charm that can make a girl find a busted face sort of adorable.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel terrible, but I laughed so hard at your description of Renner as Karl Urban being left in a microwave for too long. I actually think Renner's a cool guy based on what I've seen, but that is hilariously accurate.

[(Anonymous)]

AHAHAHAHAH! Now I feel more kindly disposed towards Jeremy Renner, knowing that he's a slightly melted Karl Urban.

[(Anonymous)]

...is Jeremy Renner this fandom's Cumberbatch? Just checking so that I can ship the hell out of him to annoy you. :)

[hwc]

Let me blow your mind, anon:

If I could choose between Jeremy Renner, RDJ and Chris Evans?

Jeremy Renner all the way, baby.

[astridv]

Oh yeah, 'll co-sign that. It's not even a contest. I'll throw in the other Chris too (though Hemsworth does have really pretty eyes...)

Preferably this would be the order I slept witt

[anonymouslyyours]

RDJ
Jeremy Renner

















Chris Evans

[(Anonymous)]

I'd have to put Hemsworth at the top of the list, closely followed by ScarJo and Kat Dennings (shhh, it totally counts). The others I'd just mostly want to have a beer or play cards with. Well, not that I wouldn't want that with the other three either, but... yeah.

I think it's just a case of different strokes for different folks. I have a lot of friends who find Jeremy Renner very, very attractive.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought Chris Evans was attractive as Captain America... then I saw him as himself. No, thanks.

Really... he's not actually blond. /shocked

[nyxelestia]

Goddamnit I want all three, is that too much to ask? :P

I think the problem is that they all have different, ah, features that are most attractive about them, which means if you only like a few of those features then the other actors aren't going to do much for you. Renner's kind of meh in the face department but GODDAMN DOS ARMS DOS BICEPS *flails*. Meanwhile, RDJ is less body/physique intensive, his attractiveness is centered on his face (DEM EYES), so if faces don't do much for you then neither will RDJ. Personally I'm not an ass or legs person so I don't see why everyone is drooling over them, especially Chris Evans', but GODDAMN DOS SHOULDERS DAT WAIST *more flailing*.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel the same way about hiddleston tbh (though I hear he's a very nice person)

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay, anon. You can pair me up with him. I'll sacrifice myself to the cause.

[intrigueing]

I don't understand why people think he's hideous OR why people think he's deliciously handsome. To me, he always seemed cute and nice-looking in a rugged busted-face sort of way without being actually attractive.

[(Anonymous)]

He reminds me of a pug. Weird looking, but in an adorable way. Although his default face is a bit more grumpy cat than pug.

[exposedlikeanerve]

I was fine with him until my cousin pointed out his nose. Bro's got quite the beak there...

[(Anonymous)]

I...don't...understand this sentiment. At all.

Hideous? Really? Not computing.

[kinirokitsune]

While I don't think Jeremy Renner is good looking in a conventional sense, I DO think he is adorable. Also, I am a sucker for green eyes or whatever the hell the correct name for his eye color is.

Also, it doesn't in some pictures he looks a little like Martin Freeman only younger and American. Lord knows, I've hand a horrible crush on that man since the age of 17.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like ScarJo and Sebastian Stan could make children with beautiful mouths. Not that that has any bearing on the secret, but still.

[(Anonymous)]

idk, I've thought he was insanely cute ever since I saw him on The Unusuals (I was SO bummed out when that show got cancelled).

I guess I finally know what it feels like to be a cumberbatch fan (but that guy is for real not cute though)

[elephantinegrace]

What's The Unusuals? (Feel free to gush.)

And BC looks too much like my girlfriend's father for me to feel anything other than a friendly affection toward. Not that it would ever matter.