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READ SOME ACTUAL NONFANDOM LITERATURE FROM 18SOMETHING

DO IT

AU VERSIONS OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE DON'T COUNT DAMN YOU

I just realized slash fic of Pride and Prejudice has to exist. I shall find and read one in your honor.

Why are you friends with this freak?

I dunno. You'll have to remind me who you are first.

I'm your conscience, arisen from the grave!

Either that, or I'm the long-deceased godparent of the iguana in your icon. Good enough?

Scratch that, that's the chameleon. Sorry, I wasn't godparent to any chameleons.

Whoever you are I'm just happy you think I have friends. ;_;

My entire family was killed when some pretentious douchebag's overstuffed bookshelf toppled over and crushed them under tomes of musty "ACTUAL NONFANDOM LITERATURE FROM 18SOMETHING." My asthmatic brother, who was only slightly crushed, died from dust and paper particle inhalation.

That is why, to this day, I refuse to read printed books of any sort, especially books from 18SOMETHING. So, thanks for the horrific memory trigger.

Look all I know is that if your family was anywhere near an overstuffed bookshelf then you all REEKED of privilege and the world's better off without them.

Everyone knows that print literature is the final bastion of privileged people and that true progress is found in online multichapter Regency AUs where Thor fucks Teen Loki while both wear tophats and make clever puns. Fanfiction is damn important.*

I merely suggest the OP read actual nineteenth century books (KINDLE VERSIONS) so that the multichapter Regency AUs make better sense.

*Did you know Stonewall was actually one of the earliest Supernatural conventions? Supernatural fans get ANGRY, especially when they don't even have a show to talk about yet and the cops show up and insist that Castiel likes girls while arresting people.

That's right. They did reek of privilege. They passed all their privilege on to me with their last dying breaths. (Except, I only got, like, half privilege from my asthmatic brother since his last dying breaths were pretty weak. Too bad too since I could've done with a little more white CIS male privilege.)

I don't know anything about Supernatural, so I didn't know that about Stonewall. I have heard that the OWS movement was actually a Star Trek convention that doubled as a platform to push for Federation values of in America.

hi just thought you should know that this is the best comment, ever, of all time, on the internet, and you're the best person

welp later

Sup,

chardmonster!

your vendetta against chardmonster is confusing to me

i just thought it was a really funny post, man

boring

How much slash in 18something literature is there?

1. MOBY DICK
2. SHERLOCK HOLMES
3. IVAN HO
4. LES MISERABLES (JAVERT/JEANVALJEAN OTP)
5. FRANKENSTEIN
6. DRACULA (FEMSLASH)
7. LITTLE WOMEN (FEMSLASH)
8. A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR
9. TOM SAWYER
10.THE CIVIL WAR

slashability =/= slash

Also -- "Ivan Ho"?

chardmonster/

insanenoodlyguy is a troll. Ignore him.

You hate humor that might poke fun at you and insist that two people who happen to be on FandomSecrets on laptops next to each other must be the same person. I think you are new, because we ain't. We did collaborate on the video. Sorry.

Just... really, think about it.

I troll as me then... switch accounts to... troll in a different style?

Waste of time, when I could have all the credit if it was just me.

Edited 2012-11-14 04:39 (UTC)

I don't care if they're a troll, I want to hear their explanation of "Ivan Ho".

It's the tragic but uplifting story of a young male prostitute. The sequel Ivan Pimp was kind of a let down though.

...And this is probably the most horrible, and stupid joke I've ever made.

Re: THE ENTIRE NINETEENTH CENTURY

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-14 20:28 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-14 20:42 (UTC) - Expand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivanhoe

No, I know what Ivanhoe is. But what is "Ivan Ho"?

just one of many Ivanhoe porn parodies that probably exist