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fandomsecrets2012-11-14 06:07 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-11-14 06:07 pm
[ SECRET POST #2143 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2143 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Ariel Winter/Modern Family]
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[Chrono Crusade]
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[Shezow]
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[Desperate Romantics]
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[Rugby union, Brad Barritt / Mouritz Botha]
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[999/Virtue's Last Reward]
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[Fringe]
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[Homestuck]
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[ASoIaF/Jack White]
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[Revenge]
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[Crash Bandicoot]
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[scarlett johansson/ryan reynolds]
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[Marvel Cinematic Universe, Journey Into Mystery 2011]
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[Tokyo Dogs]
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[Fate/stay night]
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[Inazuma Eleven]
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[Avatar: The Last Airbender]
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[Suits]
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[Once Upon a Time]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #306.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Thanksgiving conversations
As soon as someone asks you about your romantic life again, you immediately thrust some mashed potatoes toward your eye. Make sure you keep your eye open.
Everyone will be confused. Possibly alarmed. You then start screaming, because hot, buttery, salty mashed potato is now in your eye.
On the trip to the faucet and possibly the emergency room nobody is going to ask you about boyfriends.
Alternate ideas:
1. "I'm gay."
2. "I'm asexual." "What's that?" "FUCK YOU BREEDER IT ISN'T MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU."
3. "I'm pledged to a convent."
4. "I have a boyfriend." Make him up. He's abusive! He threatens to hit you and thinks your butt is fat and bought you a gimp mask, whatever that is! Everyone will urge you to dump him. When you do dump him they'll understand that you need a lengthy cool off period.
5. "I'm waiting until December 13th just in case"
Re: Thanksgiving conversations
(Anonymous) 2012-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)(link)