[ SECRET POST #2147 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2147 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

But how the hell can ANYONE get off on things like this:

“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this."

Or a woman who, in the middle of being seriously turned on, chooses "jeez" as the word worth uttering in an internal monologue?

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Hey, I did say 'if you wanna get off to bad porn.' LOL

[(Anonymous)]

It'd be more disturbing if he weren't attached to it.

[(Anonymous)]

~starts singing 'Detachable Penis'~

[ellie_oops]

OMG A King Missle reference. You are now my now favorite anon!

[(Anonymous)]

lmaooooo ilu

[(Anonymous)]

King Missile! You win all the internets today anon

[vethica]

I read a hentai like that once!

[insolentwitch]

I can't believe that line got by an editor. When it got popular, I thought about giving this book a try. After reading about it on F!S I can't picture spending money on it.

[sparklywalls]

Seriously, the more I read about this Christian douche, the more I think he's too ridiculously up his own arse to be attractive. Yeah, most of us know what a penis is, I'm sure even virginal innocent Ana or whatever she's called knows enough...no need to wave it in her face like it's something she should be in awe of like she's never heard of one before.

Ana knows nothing

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, Ana is kind of ridiculously innocent, in a way that tends to crop up a lot in romance novels, especially historical romance novels. There's more variety in that sort of writing now, but it used to be practically a requirement that the women in romance novels were completely ignorant of their own bodies, much less men's.

Re: Ana knows nothing

[diet_poison]

She probably knew *more* about men's bodies than their own, considering how much more male genitals are praised and lauded by pop culture/society

So even if she doesn't know a lot, I'm sure she knows what a penis and testicles are...but she might not know all of her own anatomy =/

[(Anonymous)]

If someone said that to me, I would have a hard time not telling them to go away if they want to stay attached to it. Jeez, what a pretentious douche.

[lovelycudy]

Is that really a quote? Like... really?