[ SECRET POST #2147 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2147 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 100 secrets from Secret Submission Post #307.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - vader trolls and probably more later ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[anonymouslyyours]

I stopped reading the secret around clothes-minded Nazis to make sure the comments were on Hugo Boss references so initially I was very confused about your subject line mention of Edward/Christian. Having given the pairing some thought I am now extremely intrigued. They seem so very well suited in an explosive way.

Okay really I just want to read about a fucked up wannabe dom in a toxic relationship with a self-hating control freak of a vampire.

Anna/Bella would have to be the saddest, awkwardest, clumsiestly clueless pairing ever. And that's adorable.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[riddian]

I might need to write fic of Ana/Bella. The entire thing would be about them shyly glancing at each other across crowded rooms and tripping over their own feet all the time.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[(Anonymous)]

Do it. Write that Ana/Bella fic :U

There lovechild will be named Anabella?

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[anonymouslyyours]

How common. A sparkly princess like that would clearly have to be named Bellanna.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[riddian]

Bellastasia, perhaps!

Re: I know you're a troll but I'm responding anyway

[diet_poison]

yes.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[(Anonymous)]

Given that 50 Shades was originally a fanfic, doesn't that make either pairing selfcest in some way?

negl though, I would probably read Christian/Edward fic... link us if you do write it! :D

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[anonymouslyyours]

doesn't that make either pairing selfcest in some way?

That's the best part! :D


No, I am definitely not writing this one. I only read the first Twilight and I only know 50 Shades from sporkings and I don't relate at all to Christian's headspace. I just find the pairing fascinating. Sorry!

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[greenvelvetcake]

Edward and Christian would be too busy showing off how gigantic their not-dicks were (how much money they have) to get down to showing off their actual dicks.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh man. This is sadly, sadly true. I was laughing because I was imagining them stalking each other simultaneously in an endless feedback loop like a dog trying to chase its tail but they'd probably never get past attempting to out buy the other.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[(Anonymous)]

I want to read fic like that now. Can't decide if I want it written in SMeyers and that other author's godawful prose or not, but it'd be hilarious anyway.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[diet_poison]

I want this

ETA: I'd try my hand at it, except I've never read 50SoG. maybe it doesn't matter though, I mean he's not exactly super three-dimensional is he