[ SECRET POST #2147 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2147 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 100 secrets from Secret Submission Post #307.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - vader trolls and probably more later ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[greenvelvetcake]

Edward and Christian would be too busy showing off how gigantic their not-dicks were (how much money they have) to get down to showing off their actual dicks.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh man. This is sadly, sadly true. I was laughing because I was imagining them stalking each other simultaneously in an endless feedback loop like a dog trying to chase its tail but they'd probably never get past attempting to out buy the other.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[(Anonymous)]

I want to read fic like that now. Can't decide if I want it written in SMeyers and that other author's godawful prose or not, but it'd be hilarious anyway.

Re: But seriously I hope you're joking about the Edward/Christian you've found. That shit's not heal

[diet_poison]

I want this

ETA: I'd try my hand at it, except I've never read 50SoG. maybe it doesn't matter though, I mean he's not exactly super three-dimensional is he