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08. http://i.imgur.com/eQrAE.png

Is it just me, or does that Hobbit poster make it look like a really silly children's movie?

You mean it isn't?

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(Anonymous) - 2012-12-05 22:59 (UTC) - Expand

Fraggle Rock?

insolentwitch - 2012-12-05 23:03 (UTC) - Expand

The Hobbit was a children's book.

+1

brightblueink - 2012-12-05 23:25 (UTC) - Expand

I vaguely remember a poster for Labyrinth that had a bunch of goblins all posed close together like the dwarves.

I always thought The Hobbit was for children. Everyone I know who's read the book did so first as a child. I tried to read the book in my early 20s and it was too childish for me. The movie that I grew up with was certainly for small children and this one doesn't look much more mature, tbh.

It looks like one of those Muppet posters with every Muppet under the sun shoved in there.

Half of them look animated by Pixar.

One is an epic story about mythical creatures going on a quest, and the other is a porno about a white guy getting gang banged by a bunch of black guys.

...Yeah, I can see it.

Wait, the one with all the dwarves isn't a hobbit gangbang porno?

Dammit.

Well, that answers my question. Yea...I don't really see what you're seeing, OP.

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elaminator - 2012-12-05 23:09 (UTC) - Expand

lunabee34 - 2012-12-05 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2012-12-05 23:43 (UTC) - Expand

lunabee34 - 2012-12-05 23:44 (UTC) - Expand

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2012-12-09 16:32 (UTC) - Expand

This poster is really freaking me out. I feel like they're staring into my soul D:

Is this a porno? It doesn't sound like a porno name to me, but IDK what else it would be. I'm wary of googling it...

You mean Poor Little White Guy?

Yes. It's a porno. Glad I could help you out with this one.

(Also it has the best porn names ever. Thugzilla! Prince Untouchable!)

elaminator - 2012-12-05 23:12 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-12-05 23:14 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2012-12-05 23:19 (UTC) - Expand

NOODLY TAKE NOTE

(Anonymous) - 2012-12-05 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

IT'S MEEEE

tyger66 - 2012-12-05 23:49 (UTC) - Expand

greenvelvetcake - 2012-12-06 00:09 (UTC) - Expand

It reminds me of the poster for The Muppets, actually...

Aiden Turner looks so out of place in that poster.

He's out of place in the movie period. He looks like some prettyboy fantasy hero as opposed to an actual Tolkien dwarf. Doesn't even have a beard.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-12-06 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-12-06 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

I don't know. For me I see Muppets. Lots of Muppets.

*applause.gif*

I can't remember where else I saw recently about a movie poster reminding the writer of poor little white guy's.

I hope it becomes a meme ♥

lololololololololololol

Here for Fili and Kili because I'm really shallow !!

I'll be shallow with you. I was honestly just going to watch the movie for His Majesty Richard Armitage, but these guys are hot too.

It's good to know that whenever there is a fandom with hot men in it, fandom will be there to inform me.

He looks a bit more suited to the role when you can see his long hair.