[ SECRET POST #2180 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2180 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Fraiser]


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[Homestuck]


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[Kili/The Hobbit]


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09. [SPOILERS for the Walking Dead]



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10. [SPOILERS for How I Met Your Mother]



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11. [SPOILERS for Rise of the Guardians]



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12. [WARNING for abuse]



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13. [WARNING for rape, noncon]

[American Horror Story Asylum]


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14. [WARNING for rape]

[MLP: FiM]


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15. [WARNING for rape]

[Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen]


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16. [WARNING for suicide]

[Doctor Who]


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17. [WARNING for rape]



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18. [WARNING for IRL murder/shootings]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #311.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[nachtmusik]

I am tired of this "dwarves can't be sexy!" bullshit. It is stupid and Varric Tethras would like to have a word with you.

Fili and Kili are the younger dwarves, of course they're more likely to be attractive.

Also Fili > Kili.

[cimikat.livejournal.com]

mmm, Fili... I agree, I find him much cuter, though both brothers are quite attractive. AND I DONT FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

I just love how the production design team were able to come up a distinct look each dwarf, rather than giving us 13 Gimli look-alikes. In a way it makes me that much more invested in knowing each one as a character and individual, rather than just lumping them all together.

[nachtmusik]

They're both hot. So's Thorin. And Bofur. And why is no one else pointing out how attractive Dwalin is for that matter.

I agree. They're all distinctive in looks and in personality, though some definitely get more of that than others. It makes them all a lot more compelling as individuals, and generally makes the entire campaign more compelling.

[elaminator]

And why is no one else pointing out how attractive Dwalin is for that matter.

Dwalin is all kinds of hot! So imposing and strong and competent... Yum.

[nachtmusik]

YES LET'S TALK ABOUT DWALIN hnngh he's just. So fucking hot okay. He gives off this like. Biker-dwarf vibe or something and I like it.

[elaminator]

Biker-dwarf vibe or something and I like it.

Haha, I feel like that's a perfect way to describe him. He looks completely tough and stoic and you just know he would be rough in bed. Yes, I just went there. Also, his tattoos are wonderful, I want a better look at them.

[nachtmusik]

I'd like to see if he has any other tattoos we should know about

[elaminator]

There are two more movies, there's time!

[(Anonymous)]

YES SOMEBODY REMEMBERED VARRIC.
Varric is even less bearded than Kili, and you don't see nearly the amount of "NOT A REAL DWARF" directed at him... (Or maybe I just don't hang around the Dragon Age fandom enough, I dunno.)

[(Anonymous)]

Probably because he's got a very broad face, lots of chest hair, and he's just really stocky all-around. Even without a beard he has all of the classical dwarf elements, and there's also the fact that Dragon Age dwarves don't really need to have beards.

[nachtmusik]

Well to be fair, "all dwarves have beards" is an outright stated thing in LotR canon, whereas it's not really a requirement of Dragon Age dwarves. At least, not an outright stated one. But yes Varric is the hottest dwarf ever okay. So yeah no dwarves can be hot.