[ SECRET POST #2188 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2188 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 102 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Romeo and Juliet wank

[inkmage]

I love this comm.

Anon from that thread

[(Anonymous)]

It's not wank, it's educated literary discussion!

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, what? When? How did I miss this? Link please!

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[supermanda]

Somewhere in the Twilight/50 Shades secret. I'd link directly, but my computer is so slow right now :,(

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

Where?

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[sachiko_san]

It's in the Twilight/50 Shades secret thread.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[making_excuses]

This comm is at times quite entertaining!

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[dethtoll]

Hahaha I love it too.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing will ever beat nutmeg wank for me. (Context: http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/23548.html?thread=104031740#t104031740)

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

Onion wank!

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

And picky eater wank, and American food wank... there's a reason the FFA wiki has a whole "Food Wank" page.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

what am i reading.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[forgottenjester]

Ah, the moment I saw that come up I knew I had to get out before I said anything because that is wank I've been in too much. Well, I did it in classroom debates, but I digress. Definitely something I don't want to do on my break.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

I think it should just be a thing from now on that we have random Shakespearean wank at least once a week. We could rotate plays! It would be awesome.

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[supermanda]

Seriously. Amazing stuff.

WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[chardmonster]

DAMMIT NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE SUICIDE PART OR THE CATHOLICS

DON'T THEY KNOW I'M TRIGGERED BY TRAGIC MISTAKES

I'M GOING TO READ SOMETHING NICE AND HAPPY, NOW. I'VE HEARD MACBETH HAS WITCHES!

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

shut up

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

You should probably lay low on the trigger warning stuff for a couple of days chard.

[(Anonymous)]

Has this been a hard week for you? Are you venting, or something?

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

...and yesterday's apology is invalidated. Congratulations, you're a douche.

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

Macbeth's sure to cheer you up! It even has a moving forest, so you know the magical and whimsical abound!

But if you really need some fluff to comfort you, Hamlet has this very heartwarming family story. The stuff of Hallmark channel movies, really.

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

I know you have a hate boner for trigger warnings, but you should at least try to give it a brief rest. You're just making yourself look like a complete ass.

Re: WHERE WERE THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR FRIARS

[(Anonymous)]

Did a trigger warning kill your mother and forget to warn you

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[biohazardgirl]

"You can't deny that the Capulets' opinion of Romeo greatly decreased after the Tybalt incident."

AND THE QUOTING OF PLAYS.

NEVER CHANGE, FANDOMSECRETS, I MEAN IT.

Also: http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-fanboys-respond-to-romeo-and-juliet-1595/

Re: Romeo and Juliet wank

[(Anonymous)]

...You know, reading that "Fanboys" piece made me realize that I misspelled Juliet's name throughout the whole thread. D: