[ SECRET POST #2192 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2192 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[forgottenjester]

...great. Now you seriously got me thinking about it. I think elves, hobbits, and dwarves fart. I think they're living and similar enough to us. Blah, blah.

Gandalf and Saruman probably don't. They're Istari, meaning they're chosen Maiar, and Maiar are like spirits. They're just making themselves look like... people. So since they're spirits they don't pass gas. Except, they could probably make it look like they did. I'm not sure why they would want to fool a regular person into thinking they're passing gas but I wouldn't put it past Gandalf to do it.

Then again, I haven't read the books since middle school. Maybe I'm remembering the Maiar wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

Gandalf probably wins in farting competitions. Even if he has to cheat to do so.

[forgottenjester]

Fart... competitions? How would you... judge? I'm... I'm confused.

[lunabee34]

Who can blow out the biggest candle?

Make the loudest sound?

Fart the most times in rapid succession?

Deliver the percussion line of "Master of Puppets" without soiling him or herself?

[forgottenjester]

Oh, okay. I feel better. I thought you would judge by smell.

The first one to make the cat faint wins.

[lunabee34]

Ahahaahahhahahaaahaa.

Only Gollum plays that way.

[forgottenjester]

The ring can corrupt every part of your life, it seems.

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't put it past Gandalf to make sure he is able to fart...

[forgottenjester]

Right? He would.

[(Anonymous)]

Maiar probably don't have to -- but Melian had a kid. I bet their bodies are as lifelike as they want. Gandalf ate, drank, and smoked -- I would guess he had a functioning digestive system.

Saruman might have chosen not to fart. Then again, the Istari might have been required to assume a certain amount of bodily functions... yeah, I wouldn't rule it out.

[forgottenjester]

Yeah, for the Istari it probably is down to the question of, "how far did you decide to change yourself?"

Melian having a kid probably has to do with the same question. I mean, having a kid doesn't mean she had to have it the way we do. Unless... it was explained like that? (I honestly don't think I remember much about Melian.)

Ahaha, now I'm thinking of Saruman having to fart all the time and cursing his stupid body.

[(Anonymous)]

She had a kid with an elf. It's been a while since I read the Silmarillion, but IIRC it was implied she did it more or less the usual way.

[forgottenjester]

Huuuuuhhhh... then yeah, it goes down to "How close did you make your own body replica thing?" I mean, we know she gave herself working genitalia but did she care to give herself a working digestive tract? Nobody knows!

However, we now know she can queef.