[ SECRET POST #2196 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2196 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 060 secrets from Secret Submission Post #314.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - empty image with a text comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[insanenoodlyguy]

Give me a fucking period first.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sure, I'll be very happy to give you my fully functioning uterus so you can have periods every month.

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[insanenoodlyguy]

There you go. You even started capitalizing again! Good girl. Come. Let me gently pat your head with my patriarchal palm of approval.

Good girl. Good good girl. I'll even ignore that your best counter to my statement relied upon usage of apostrophes.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm just a random anon, you know, not the anon who didn't captalize or use periods.

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[insanenoodlyguy]

Oh. Well damn. I had hoped they learned.

Well, nonetheless, considering secret 2 below... keep up the good grammar! Know that even dicks like me appreciate it (but not exclusively dicks. Don't type stupid out of spite. You are better then that.)

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[(Anonymous)]

I assume you meant secret #2 and not the secret that is two below this one?

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[insanenoodlyguy]

Yes.

(frozen comment) If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

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(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[insanenoodlyguy]

*applauds* See now, you I like. Uncondescendingly, honest!

I'ma post this anyway though.

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

I'm guessing this is a tampon but
what the fuck why does it look like that what

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

That is a tampon inside an applicator. Looks like a Tampax Pearl or a knockoff of a Pearl.

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

It's a pretty standard tampon+applicator. Wide end goes in the vag, push the skinny end, pull the applicator out, and then the string hangs down.

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

oh.
applicators.
we don't... have that here.

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[tyger66]

....where is "here" for you? I have never seen a tampon without an applicator, so I'm wondering where you live?

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[(Anonymous)]

Germany.
I have not ever seen a tampon with applicator -- I knew they ~exist, but I had no idea what they look like (until now, that is).

(frozen comment) ~*KNOWLEDGE GAINED*~

[tyger66]

That's interesting. I didn't think it was a universal thing, but I guess it never occurred to me that some places might not have them at all.

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[(Anonymous)]

I just googled germany tampon and they look like long rifle bullets. I really don't like getting blood on my fingers, which sometimes happen when I take the applicator out, so I think I'll look for them the next time I'm at an international market or something.

(frozen comment) Re: ~*KNOWLEDGE GAINED*~ +1

[tyger66]

but...then you would get more blood on your fingers?

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[(Anonymous)]

Germany Anon

yes, you would. I can't use tampons for Bodily Reasons, but the few one time I tried, it was very bloody hands-y. But that's what toilet paper and then sinks are for?

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[(Anonymous)]

Not really? Once the tampon is in I don't need to take it out again until hours later. With the applicator, there's always blood when I take it out and I get blood on my fingers half the time.

Realistically I might get blood on my fingers without an applicator, but I won't know until I try and so the incentive is there.

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Germany Anon

but when putting it in, you're literally shoving your finger far up where the blood comes from? which is what an applicator, I think, prevents?

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[frankfurter]

and in a thread about tampons I finally emerge from lurkdom!

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[(Anonymous)]

Welp I just read German anon's comment and there's blood too D:

I still want to try it. Bloody periods...

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[tyger66]

yeah, that's why I was confused. because without the applicator you are totally just putting your fingers where the applicator would be. which....would be bloodier, yes?

(frozen comment) Re: If you insist

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it was a dynamite stick. Like a metaphor for the pain of having a period...