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⌈ Secret Post #2198 ⌋

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[Nikita]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Storage Wars Texas]

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[Professor Layton games]

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[The Incredible Hulk]

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[Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance]

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[The Hunger Games]

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[Lost Girl]

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[Kuroko no Basket, K Project, Ookiku Furikabutte]

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[Bust a groove 2]

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[The Hobbit]

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Fingal what the hell are you doing

FINGAL.

At this point the usual concerns pop up. Chard screams at the ceiling impotently. The bathroom is right there, Chard. Right past the poorly placed couch.

That GreenVelvetCake is standing right next to. Everyone loves GreenVelvetCake! See? Just can't shut up about her.

Noodle is so damn excited he fucking wets himself.

A trigger is born. Possibly a fetish. Damn MakingExcuses and her beguiling, lawyerish mannerisms, slicing his psyche to the bone. Haha. Bone.

Chard promptly wets herself.

Noodle, still covered in his own piss, finds this hilarious. Fucking trolls.

Fingal senses weakness. Biohazard is disgusted.

GreenVelvetCake, tired of no longer being the darling of the group, lifts one leg and daintily uninates on the floor. The Human Embodiment of England flips his hair. Psh.

This exhausts everyone, which leaves us at the image from yesterday's preview: a household in fitful, uncomfortably moist slumber.

Edited 2013-01-09 01:08 (UTC)

This is highly amusing and you should feel good about it.

This was awesome!

Not done yet!

Oh damn you, I got to sleep woman! And off course you can't be done, I want to see this unfold live, it is like Big Brother, can one pay for the premium 24/7 channel?

Quick question: Is my last name Excuses? Because if SimsMe ends up as a lawyer that would amuse me!

(It was a grammatical error though: was/is)

Edited 2013-01-09 01:23 (UTC)

Your last name is Always

MakingExcuses Always

Should I be insulted?

JUST GO TO BED ALREADY

(no)

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND I AM WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS!

(you sure?)

~~Either this is Chard going anon, or a random Anon, slightly confused.~~

FALL ASLEEP WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS AND WIN!

(yes)

me is not chard, viking knave! (not logging in because of reasons right now but I hope you had a good break?)

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER I SWITCHED TO TOP GEAR?

(Potassium)

Ah ok (THEN WHO ARE YOU? Break was fine, met family and friends, ate too much food, same as every Christmas break really. Yours?)

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, THOUGH HOT BRITISH VOICES ARE HOT

(potassium potassium)

(c'mon, who always refers to you as a viking when shit hits? ;) one more hint, I'm sick right now)

THEY REALLY ARE!

(Ehh, damnnation! You seriously think I can remember everything? I suck at names (and I haven't slept), let's do the elimination method: Tygg isn't sick right now, Fing is online, Noodles isn't sick (nor does he call me Viking), It can't be Chard... Oh wait! AgentC? That could be right? Because s/he is sick! I remember that! And tend to call me Viking.)

~~And this ladies and gentlemen is why I will never become a police officer~~

I SHALL BID THEE ADIEU HERE REFRAIN FROM KEEPING YOU UP ANY LONGER, FOR I DO NOT WISH TO RUIN ANY DREAMS YOU MAY HAVE WITH HOT BRITISH DUDES. AU REVIOR, ADIOS AND AUF WIEDERSEHEN. UNTIL NEXT TIME!

(I will not confirm or deny your allegation. :-}~)

OH I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT, LECTURE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. BUT AUF WIEDERSHEN, HADE BRA, AND ADIOS!

(I will take that as I am totally right!)

I thought HADE BRA said "Have Bra" and then my mind supplied this weird "Have bra - will travel" lingerie ad campaign where women are taming their unruly, bouncing tits by strapping them in sexy, yet modest bras and then kicking ass in various scenarios.

"HAVE BRA - WILL TRAVEL. DON'T LET YOUR BREASTS GET IN THE WAY OF GETTING THINGS DONE!"'

That is quite amusing. And if I laugh next time I use the full expression it is your fault and I will blame you 5EVER!

It kinda pains me to give you the real meaning now: Goodbye, just in Norwegian.

Wikipedia tells me it should be hadeT bra :U

Re: EPISODE ONE: THE FRIST DAY PART 5

making_excuses - 2013-01-09 05:41 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-09 05:48 (UTC) - Expand

making_excuses - 2013-01-09 06:03 (UTC) - Expand

I have to say, it's oddly fitting that Noodles is the first to piss himself. Oddly fitting. And then he cried bitter tears. (I laughed.)

You could set adults to have sex with teens if you mod your game.

You could build another bathroom (and buy beds for all of us) with the 12k you've got.. I'd rather our house not become a Schlitterbahn for watersports enthusiasts. :P

A good start, seeing as no one set the house on fire. And only 3 of 8 peed on the floor. That has to be a new record.

Edited 2013-01-09 01:26 (UTC)

Apparently we at F!S are simply too good for toilets.

Okay, this may be a noobtastic question because I've never played the game, but why do Sims randomly piss themselves when there's a bathroom right there? Is it because you can see through the walls?

why do Sims randomly piss themselves when there's a bathroom right there?

>>> Is it because you can see through the walls?<<<

I LOVE YOU

Because Sims are kind of dumb.

They have free will and can take care of themselves pretty well if you have free will set to high. The only way my Sims piss themselves is if I make them do something else when they are trying to go to the toilet. (PLAYING WITH THE DOG IS MORE IMPORTANT. FUCK YOUR BLADDER.) Also, they don't like using the bathroom if someone is in there. I don't know Chard's settings or how she's playing, but it's likely the her Sims might need more direction to make it to bathroom . Or, they were too busy flirting with each other to care.

Ah, okay. Thanks!

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.