[ SECRET POST #2202 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2202 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry, early today!

Also: I'm not going to officially warn for tongue-in-cheek "triggers" just to provide anyone with a fandom-specific in-joke when there are none in the secret.

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 140 secrets from Secret Submission Post #315.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/z95lT.png

[(Anonymous)]

My guess? A lot of men and straight women write this stuff and have no idea how sex works without the peen.

[(Anonymous)]

They could watch lesbian porn for reference :D

[(Anonymous)]

My guess is that a lot of the people writing it just happen to like peen.

[(Anonymous)]

Considering all the 'omg tey no like teh adoptionorzz bawwww' wank or the "omg tey so homophobaczzz bawwww' wank this fandom has, magical penis fic is the least disappointing thing you have to worry about.

[(Anonymous)]

And now I'm actually interested in this pairing. Magical penises are a major kink of mine, and previously the fics I'd found were mostly in the Glee fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

Also, to clarify on what attracts some of us to the kink, for me the idea of having a penis is a big fantasy. It isn't that I don't think sex can happen without penises. I just get turned on by the idea of having one. I'll read this kink in either het or femslash, but it mostly shows up in femslash.

[(Anonymous)]

legend of the seeker also has a few, fyi.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you know it's not actually sex unless a dick gets in a hole? Gosh.

Seriously, though, this sucks. I mean, I'm a fan of cock, but if I was gonna write some lesbian porn, I'd even try to stay away from strap-ons because, dude, sex can happen without a phallus.

[(Anonymous)]

as a frequent writer of lesbian porn, let me assure you that we like variety. there is room for strap-on cock in our world. never fear.

[unicornherds]

Well that's disappointing. Glad I've never dipped my toe in that fandom and just enjoy(or yell at) the shoe.

[(Anonymous)]

Hilarious typo at the end there, considering the metaphor.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel you, anon. At this point, I'm just glad for all of the les fic there is in this fandom - and how much there is! - while scrolling by fic after fic of magical penis.

[(Anonymous)]

I only just joined the fandom and I have to say I agree. Anon deeply disappointed by the lack of good porn, which is a shame especially given the bucket-loads of tension between these two.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, when I read femmeslash PWP, or watch lesbian porn for that matter, the last thing I'm interested in is a penis on the premises, magical or latex.

I'm straight, so I'm familiar with penises. When I read femmeslash, I'm looking for something different, another kind of sex that involves licking, rubbing, frottage and all the wonderfully nasty things one female can do to another when there's no emotional connection going on other than vague respect. Penises aren't needed in those kinds of fics.

What can I say, it's a kink.

[ex_mek82]

I'm suddenly reminded of the period of time where a friend was involved in the Burton 'Alice in Wonderland' fandom, and they would make a mention every now and again of how they came across 'magic peen' fics for the movie's femslash pairing.

Not my thing either, but eh, as long as it's marked, I just scroll past it.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, there seem to be a lot of dickgirls in f/f pairing art/writing for some reason. I dunno why though.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm just, with these comments. do any or most of you read femslash? we have stories with strap-on cock. we have stories with magical cock. we have a shitload of stories with no cock of any variety involved. one single person can enjoy all of those types of fiction without feeling as if her (or insert applicable pronoun) is being sucked into a heteronormative vaccuum where only dick matters. i feel like i'm in some kind of magical reality myself, having to defend the validity of cock in lesbian porn. sure, not everyone likes it, but a lot of people do. in fact, i'm pretty sure a lot of people consider it but one sex act in an arsenal of sex acts which can be deployed. i've read secrets where people complain that slash readers have a narrow band when it comes to acceptable sex... you know, where cock in ass is the only thing that seems to count and then for real gay people (and others) chime in to explain how they have sex in a variety of ways, but these comments are like some kind of strange reverse of that? or maybe it isn't. i've confused myself.

i've written a lot of stories where women fuck other women. surprisingly, they do so in a vast variety of ways. as for magical peen, it's going to show up in fandoms where magic can make it happen because magic is part of the canon in greater frequency. i've seen a fair number of ouat magical peen stories, but certainly not enough for me to think there's been some kind of run on them.

there were definitely j/7 stories in st: voyager that played on the magical toy idea by giving 7 all kinds of vibrating powers because of her physiology.

maybe people just like to break out the magical peen when it doesn't feel completely out of nowhere, so far as these things go. i could take or leave magical peen myself, but seriously, people. lesbians fuck each other in all kinds of ways. sometimes they like to do it with peen. sometimes they do not. if no peen is your preference, it's not as if you'll find yourself with nothing to read.

[elaminator]

Is there a decent amount of femmeslash in this fandom that isn't Regina/Emma?

I mean, yea there are a fuckton of female characters so you would think so, but (way back) when I visited the kink meme it was overwhelmingly Regina/Emma and I haven't cared enough to go back since. I imagine Mulan/Aurora is pretty popular now? Is Red/Snow a thing, or no?

[(Anonymous)]

OKay, I'm going to ask here cause I figure you guys'll know. Where is the best place to go for Regina/Emma PWP. I've found AO3 rather lacking as of late.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't there an anime kink involving magical girl!peen? I can't remember the name.

[(Anonymous)]

whoa, more than the glee fandom?

that's...that's a lot of girl!peen.

[(Anonymous)]

it seems to be a fairly recent emergence in g!p fic in this fandom -- after one of the more popular authors posted one. if you go earlier into swan queen fic archives, you'll get other explorations of magic used during sex, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

[wauwy]

Sadly, a lot of people want penis-penetrative sex or nothing at all.

I ain't gonna knock them for their kinks, especially in a world were such a magical thing could be real, but dildo technology really IS remarkable nowadays.

[(Anonymous)]

Uh, it's a kink that shows up in some fandoms? It doesn't do anything for me, but coming from glee fandom, girlpeen and boypussy are not the end of the world and will not make your traditional-style porn go away, and there's no need to meta about kids these days not understanding sex that isn't PIV.