[ SECRET POST #2229 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2229 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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05. http://i.imgur.com/Xs4i0UB.jpg
[sort of porny, real person]


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06. http://oi47.tinypic.com/zk216r.jpg
[sort of porny, maybe? Jennifer's Body]



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[Ripper Street]


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[Warhammer 40k]


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17. [SPOILERS for American Horror Story]



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18. [SPOILERS for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]



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19. [SPOILERS for The Office]



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20. [WARNING for rape, abuse]

[OP marked this as "no warnings" but there's bound to be triggery discussion in the thread]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #318.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I thought they were all princesses? Wasn't she like princess of the night or something?

[(Anonymous)]

Luna (a.k.a. Nightmare Moon) is the Princess of the Night and sister to Celestia, Princess of the Day (roughly speaking). The only other known/named alicorn princess is Cadence.

Twilight Sparkle's just a regular unicorn pony who happens to be good at magic.

[(Anonymous)]

So what is the problem then? Did she magic herself into a princess or something? Isn't that what girl's cartoons are supposed to be about, discovering your inner princess. Whose her prince anyway?

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa now, not all princesses need a prince, champ.

[(Anonymous)]

This!

[(Anonymous)]

If she isn't a princess, and then becomes one. She pretty much has to marry one. Or marry a king I guess, but little girls dream about marrying princes, not kings, so marrying her prince seems the logical way to do it.

i can't believe people are falling for this troll

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: i can't believe people are falling for this troll

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's a troll, sometimes it's fun to play with them

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, she doesn't have to.

A) Not all people want to get married, I assume this applies to ponies as well.

B) Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are not married. Only Cadence has gotten married so far. It's obviously not "required" of them.

C) What if she doesn't like boys?

D) Goddamn you for making me think of all this shit.

[(Anonymous)]

a. that doesn't sound like a good example too little girls, they need to be prepared for life and getting a husband.

b. I guess their dad must be the king of Ponyland then.

c. Hey, this is a little kids cartoon, keep it PG okay.

d. Huh?

[(Anonymous)]

a) twilight is married to her books. this is trufax

b) maybe celestia and luna are married to each other. betcha didn't think of that, eh?

c) :0

d) vOv

[verdantmistress]

she becomes an Alicorn (unicorn/pegasus - both wings AND a horn! All the magics!), essentially a goddess, and the whining on it is amazingly funny. At least to me.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought she was just a princess? I'm lost here.

[(Anonymous)]

Twilight Sparkle is not currently a princess. She's just a (somewhat Mary-Sueish) pony that is being "trained" for something. Apparently that "something" is her ascension to becoming a princess.

[(Anonymous)]

VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP ALERT ALERT ALERT Incorrect usage of the term "Mary Sue", your internets have been revoked, please turn in all of your internets and get to the back of the line for your next turn.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh christ, look at how many fucks people really give over it. It conveys the idea, goddamn.

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

What, "a female character I don't like"? Because that's all I see anymore when I see it, since people are lazy fucks who can't put a coherent thought into why they dislike a character (usually just because she's female)

[insanenoodlyguy]

No it doesn't. Stop taking terms and making them mean something else that's stupid.

That's not evolution of language. It's regression back to monkeyspeak.

[(Anonymous)]

So if she is being trained to be a princess, and she is now becoming a princess, what is the problem? Does fandom not like the prince that is marrying her?

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea, I'm not really in the fandom, nor do I watch the show anymore. I used to follow the show, but I never really was in the fandom. Since the online fandom of Bronies is largely comprised of assholes, I avoid it like the plague. I can only imagine the frenzy that Bronies are whipping themselves into over this.

[(Anonymous)]

(not sure if trolling or just confused but I'll play)

It wasn't clear what she was being trained for, she was practising her magic while learning the value of friendship. She becoming a princess may change the relationship within the main characters, until now there was a balance in the group: 2 pegasus, 2 earth ponies and 2 unicorns. Twilight being an alicorn changes that, especially if she acts like the others are beneath her.

There is no prince.

[(Anonymous)]

DA:

I guess I can see why the fandom would be upset about Twilight's ascension to alicorn/princess-dom then, if they're worried it'll change her interactions with the rest of the characters.

I doubt she'd act snotty though, or like anyone was beneath her. But in fairness, I haven't really watched in a few seasons, so I am not 100 percent on that.

Bow before your god.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Ponies have a pretty clear power structure. The rulers are the most powerful. They call themselves princesses but the Alicorns are clearly Godqueens. All the powers of the lesser pony races, and notably more powerful magics then even the superior unicorn race. All serve them. The Celestial, the Lunar, the Cadance. And now, the Twilight.

Re: Bow before your god.

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder how Bronydom still buys into this "all powerful" fanon when in one episode Celestia got struck down within seconds by a fucking insect horse X)

I, for one, welcome our new princess overlord.
And here's my personal theory: when Twilight is Princess they're gonna need a new element to complete the Mane Six, so they bring back Derpy and give her this magic jewelry stuff. Bronydom rejoices!
Then, right at the beginning of Season 4, they make her crash into a parked car and make her die a fiery death. It would be fantastic!

Re: Bow before your god.

[(Anonymous)]

Celestia confused power with ability to direct that power. Celly has more power in total (ability to raise the sun/or not, ability to send people to the moon, etc, but that doesn't mean the power can be brought to bear the same way as someone else's power. Celly lost to Chrys because she forgot that. Like how we humans can destroy any animal on the planet with our weapons, but if we get into an arse kicking contest with a porcupine we're in for a world of hurt (in this case a pony powered by love and whose main weapon is the power of love, tried to defeat with weaponised love a creature who feeds on it).

Or like in Greek mythology various less powerful gods would get the better of more powerful ones from time to time depending on circumstances and personal domains.