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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-02-16 04:17 pm

[ SECRET POST #2237 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2237 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Re: recommend me an e-mail service?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-17 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
i have recently heard tell of this amazing communication medium called the 'postal service'. it apparently involves first taking mulched and compressed fibrous tree matter and pressing upon it with a dark viscose liquid contained in a narrow cylinder and dispensed via a 'ball-point' mechanism. the secret is to arrange the marks you make in this way in particular shapes and patterns that supposedly resemble typed font and is thus 'translatable' by a viewer. after completing this step, place the compressed tree matter in another piece of compressed tree matter, this one folded to make a 'pocket' of sorts, which you then seal with a sticky resin. at this point my recall of the entire process gets hazy, but I think it involves the marking of the specific coordinates of your recipient on the front of the 'pocket', a giant governmental bureaucracy, and sticky square pictures of the queen.

pros: no accidentally sending an inappropriate message to your entire address book

cons: you may have to talk to another human being at some point using this system

i hope this information assists you in your noble quest!

Re: recommend me an e-mail service?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-17 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
0/10 tl;dr you sarcastic fuck

Re: recommend me an e-mail service?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
you're an idiot

Re: recommend me an e-mail service?

(Anonymous) 2013-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
why do you want me to encourage the killing of trees :( you big meanie