[ SECRET POST #244 ]

[degrees.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #244 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #035.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Friday, September 7th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Oops i'm trolling again...

i'm playing with your fandom

lettin' lost in the wank

oh baby, baby..

oops, I gotta be lame

oh baby, baby...

[downburst.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

u love my song, ne?

ima sing it just 4 u, sausage links.

(frozen comment)

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Troll harder.

Elsewhere, plz.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

eat moar, fattie mc dounuts

(frozen comment)

[degrees.livejournal.com]

OH HAHAHAHAHA FAT JOKES. VERY FUNNY. YOU CERTAINLY ARE THE PINNACLE OF TROLL HUMOR, ANON.

Keep this up, and I'll turn on IP logging.

It would give me SO MUCH PLEASURE to ban you.

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I want to rape Shion. And not just the pussy kind of rape, the kind where she's kinda-but-not-really resistant and feigns displeasure. No, I'm talking hardcore, uterus-violating ravaging without remorse. I'm talking about the kind of rape that hurts so much, that lasts so long, that towards the end of it she's just lying there, passive, her will completely broken, with tears slowly seeping out of her empty eyes as I furiously assault her lower body. Her limp and unresisting body would only make me harder, as I violated her various orifices again, again, and again. And after it was over, I'd cradle her in my arms, telling her I'm sorry, and when she broke down in sobs I'd gently pat her on the head and tell her it's alright. I would kiss her gently on the cheek, telling her I didn't know what came over me, and that I'd never do it again.

And the next night, I'd rape her again.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

oh dude I read the first line as Simon and I read the entire thing through going "simon doesn't have a vagOOO what the fucking fuck"

I HAS GOOD READING COMPREHENSION \o\;;;

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, yes. I'm totally editing it to fit Simon now. or I'll just make a seperate Simon one :D

[experienced.livejournal.com]

But lulz Simon pronounced = Shimon = Shmion?!?! So I'm right in my mistake. Sort of. I WOULD APPROVE man if I had it saved I'd totally be reposting that terrible Adiane/Yoko

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

It gets me too. Whenever I say, "Shmion" I think of Simon now. D:

I almost saved the Adiane/Yoko but I was too busy washing my eyes from the horrible writing. That shower scene still gives me nightmares.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

Aaaand this is why I have this icon. PRAAAAAIIIIIIISE MEEEEEE ANIIIIIKIIIII

Oh god, I remember seeing the original thread and going "Oh, yay, fanfic in /a/! The MOAR must be a good sign - /a/'s not ENTIRELY made up of assholes with no taste!"

I wonder sometimes why I'm so innocent.

[downburst.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I SAW THAT

it was horrible

also, in before that one copypasta with Nia and the "human toilet"

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

Nia is everything that is not human. From birth to death, she is beautiful, unlike ugly humanity. And I alone know that her piss and shit are delicious, like flower water and Orange Peking Duck. You see, aboard the Dai-Gurren, I volunteered to be her toilet, telling her that this is a human tradition for princesses. Ever since, I've had meal after delicious meal, alone with her. And, of course, I have to clean her afterwards, like any good toilet would. Her giggles and squeals are the best dessert a man could ever ask for. Nobody has discovered our secret, and I will happily die, the last man alive, after her Anti-Spiral body fails, its purpose fulfilled. Nia has been good to me. So good. I will miss her.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

Oh man I've never actually seen that before. ♥ /a/.

sage

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

2/10

Re: sage

[(Anonymous)]

immma gonna record this song of mine. it's geniusly genius!

[experienced.livejournal.com]

how do i trolled correctly? ¯\(º_o)/¯

[(Anonymous)]

get anon and start posting random crap lololol

love u, sexy sausage

[experienced.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

3/10

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

It would have been better if you posted after EVERY comment in this entry and didn't admit to being a troll. That replaces the awesome with fail, young troll.

Re: 3/10

[mireia-antonina.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the fact that she's linking to her photobucket account. Way to fail at Trolling 101.

Re: 3/10

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

Wow, I recognize that account! I'm pretty sure the troll swiped the url from the real owner. It's right there in her profile -- she wouldn't be that stupid.

Re: 3/10

[mireia-antonina.livejournal.com]

If that's true, I feel bad about drawing attention to it.