[ SECRET POST #244 ]

[degrees.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #244 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #035.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Friday, September 7th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I want to rape Shion. And not just the pussy kind of rape, the kind where she's kinda-but-not-really resistant and feigns displeasure. No, I'm talking hardcore, uterus-violating ravaging without remorse. I'm talking about the kind of rape that hurts so much, that lasts so long, that towards the end of it she's just lying there, passive, her will completely broken, with tears slowly seeping out of her empty eyes as I furiously assault her lower body. Her limp and unresisting body would only make me harder, as I violated her various orifices again, again, and again. And after it was over, I'd cradle her in my arms, telling her I'm sorry, and when she broke down in sobs I'd gently pat her on the head and tell her it's alright. I would kiss her gently on the cheek, telling her I didn't know what came over me, and that I'd never do it again.

And the next night, I'd rape her again.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

oh dude I read the first line as Simon and I read the entire thing through going "simon doesn't have a vagOOO what the fucking fuck"

I HAS GOOD READING COMPREHENSION \o\;;;

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, yes. I'm totally editing it to fit Simon now. or I'll just make a seperate Simon one :D

[experienced.livejournal.com]

But lulz Simon pronounced = Shimon = Shmion?!?! So I'm right in my mistake. Sort of. I WOULD APPROVE man if I had it saved I'd totally be reposting that terrible Adiane/Yoko

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

It gets me too. Whenever I say, "Shmion" I think of Simon now. D:

I almost saved the Adiane/Yoko but I was too busy washing my eyes from the horrible writing. That shower scene still gives me nightmares.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

Aaaand this is why I have this icon. PRAAAAAIIIIIIISE MEEEEEE ANIIIIIKIIIII

Oh god, I remember seeing the original thread and going "Oh, yay, fanfic in /a/! The MOAR must be a good sign - /a/'s not ENTIRELY made up of assholes with no taste!"

I wonder sometimes why I'm so innocent.

[downburst.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I SAW THAT

it was horrible

also, in before that one copypasta with Nia and the "human toilet"

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

Nia is everything that is not human. From birth to death, she is beautiful, unlike ugly humanity. And I alone know that her piss and shit are delicious, like flower water and Orange Peking Duck. You see, aboard the Dai-Gurren, I volunteered to be her toilet, telling her that this is a human tradition for princesses. Ever since, I've had meal after delicious meal, alone with her. And, of course, I have to clean her afterwards, like any good toilet would. Her giggles and squeals are the best dessert a man could ever ask for. Nobody has discovered our secret, and I will happily die, the last man alive, after her Anti-Spiral body fails, its purpose fulfilled. Nia has been good to me. So good. I will miss her.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

Oh man I've never actually seen that before. ♥ /a/.

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

MY FAVORITE PASTA EVER.

Personally, I'm rather fond of

[downburst.livejournal.com]

Rossiu waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Anti-Spirals in Kamina City. He didn’t see them, but he had expected them for years now. His warnings to Simon were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Rossiu was a second-in-command for seven years. When he was young he watched the surface and he said to dad "I want to be on the surface daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY GANMEN"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the command center of Kamina City he knew there were Anti-Spirals.
"This is Kinon" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Anti-Spirals!"
So Rossiu gotted his nerd squad and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Anti-Spirals
"I will shoot at him" said Nia and she fired the geometry. Rossiu slapped at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Anti-Spirals" he shouted
The radio said "No, Rossiu. You are the Anti-Spirals"
And then Rossiu was a faggot.

FAITH IN HUMANITY IS RUINED

[experienced.livejournal.com]

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.
Then as he got oldered he stopped.

Re: FAITH IN HUMANITY IS RUINED

[downburst.livejournal.com]

Here, take a look at the original! (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/836450/1/DOOM_Repercussions_of_Evil)

Re: Personally, I'm rather fond of

[powerofsteam.livejournal.com]

That is so beautiful.

[ex-peacebone459.livejournal.com]

This one always brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful. :'D