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Mabye you just have dumb teenage friends. Or Womanchild ones (i'm not sure what the feminine of manchild is). Most of us stop squeeing by 21.

Though as to the larger problem. You remember as a kid on christmas when you were pretty sure you were getting that one thing you wanted and that excitement as you tore off the wrapping paper and you couldn't see it all but what you were seeing looked like that thing you wanted?

It's like that but you feel it in your genitals at the same time. That excitement and exuberance.

Closest I can come to a description at least.

Most of us stop squeeing by 21.

Speak for yourself. A lot of us are 21+ and squeeing strong.

He talks big, but he practically shits his pants anytime there is a Homestuck post on here.

But I don't make the noise.

You lie, sir, and make a mockery of our noble contest.

Tis true. I promise on my faith that nary a churlish whimper, let alone loud ejaculation parts from mine lips when I behold god's good Homestuck.

Edited 2013-03-18 23:58 (UTC)

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insanenoodlyguy - 2013-03-19 00:56 (UTC) - Expand

are you fucking kidding, you sometimes post AS a homestuck character.

Rping is not squeeing.

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insanenoodlyguy - 2013-03-19 05:10 (UTC) - Expand

Mabye you just have dumb teenage friends. Or Womanchild ones (i'm not sure what the feminine of manchild is). Most of us stop squeeing by 21.

Wow. Way to be a douche for looking down on women for finding male celebrities attractive. Also, the "squeeing" on tumblr is just part of its culture of being comedically overdramatic. People who say stuff like, "OH MY OVARIES" aren't going to say that in real life.

There is a difference between finding someone attractive and squeeing over them. A very big difference.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with being enthusiastic about something? What's wrong with talking to a bunch of other fangirls about how you find the same guy hot?

I'm seriously tired of people acting so put out by enthusiastic fangirls on the internet. Yeah, whatever. You think you're so much better because of your cool stoicism. I get it.

We have ears in considerably less pain.

Wow! I didn't know you were capable of hearing people over the internet!

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Good: I find this actor really hot/attractive.
Bad: I WANT TO TOUCH HIS BUTT! LOOKATHIM! OMG!! MY OVARIES!!

Good: I totally fantasize about this actor.
Bad: I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD! LOOK YOU CAN SEE HIS BONER IN THIS PICTURE!

Good: *reblogs picture of actor*
Bad: *writes self insert sex fics about author and doesn't have the decency to at least tag them*

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anonymouslyyours - 2013-03-19 04:13 (UTC) - Expand

No, I am better than you because I am capable of behaving like an adult rather than a five-year-old screaming in the toy aisle. You're not being enthusiastic. You're being fucking obnoxious.

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Most of us stop squeeing by 21.

Dammit, I knew I was doing something wrong.

Me too. *hangs head*

Most of us stop squeeing by 21

I don't customarily poll squeeing people on their ages, but that hasn't been my impression.

Most of us stop squeeing by 21.

Dammit, noodly. I asked for the memos to be sent to me in large print edition.

/waaaaaaay more than 21

"Closest I can come to a description at least."

NGL, that is a horrifying description, Noodles. Way to objectify people!

Okay, what's yours? No really. If it works different for you, your metaphor might help op.

Age is no barrier to my squeeing. I will make whatever undignified noises I wish to!

THIS.

My choices are mostly "Yayyyyyy", "Whoaaaaaa" and "Eeeeeeep"

I'm way over 21 but I hope I'm doing the squeeing part right at least.

I will be 22 next week - I feel no desire to stop squeeing yet.