[ SECRET POST #2284 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2284 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #326.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - random porn ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/bhDfvmM.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Jim Carey is gross. Especially his face.

And cowboy outfits look dorky as hell.

Specifically mine.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Oh ugly anon. I wish I knew what you looked like. So I could judge your penis holding capacity.

Re: Specifically mine.

[visp]

What's penis-holding capacity and how do you measure it?

Re: Specifically mine.

[chardmonster]

A dildo with ruler markings.

Duh.

Don't use black.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Or make your own with a penis and a sharpie!

Re: Specifically mine.

[visp]

So, it's like... how many dildos you can carry?

[(Anonymous)]

That used to be the style when I was a kid.

But that was probably 30 years before you were born. At least.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just happy someone else watched this. Now I have to go watch it again.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw a still of this and made a joke that someone should shoot him. /unintentional irony

[(Anonymous)]

When he's walking around without armed guards, he can tell the rest of us how to defend ourselves. Until then, he can STFU.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't he Canadian, anyway? WTF?

[(Anonymous)]

I am so sick of these expats from countries where they're ruled trying to tell us how to live here in the US. If I wanted to live in a place where only the criminals were armed, I'd fucking move there. As it sits, I'd like to be just as well-armed as the criminals, please and thank you, and some dude telling me that I don't have the right to defend myself and my family as I see fit--and that I'm "soulless" if I choose to own a firearm--chafes the crap out of me.

Yes, I mad. Fuck him.

[(Anonymous)]

God, stop pretending gun control laws means you can't own a gun and imagine you're going to protect your family with it.

[(Anonymous)]

Way. To miss. The fucking point.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't stand Jim Carrey's fucking face. That over-the-top grin and his constantly humoristic-mocking tone just make me grit my teeth.

If ever there was the definition of a punchable face, Jim Carrey has it.

[sootyowl]

I had a dream about Jim Carrey last night. Him Bradley Cooper and were being interviewed about their roles in movies. One of the questions was for the audience, about who did they think was hotter: Bradley or Jim?

The audience started screaming Jim as pics of him flexing were flashed across large TV screens. In dream me was all wtf as Bradley cried.

So odd.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like the most hilariously awesome (awesomely hilarious?) dream ever.

[mechanosapience]

Wow, asking who's sexier in that case is kind of like asking what's more fun, Ebola or necrotizing fasciitis.

[(Anonymous)]

...dude, what? From a purely aesthetic standpoint, Bradley Cooper is HOT.

[mechanosapience]

I really don't see it. I find him aesthetically unappealing.

[(Anonymous)]

I have pretty conventional tastes and I don't see it. When he was named sexiest man or whatever I was shocked.

[gobbledigook]

He looked really good on that movie where he kept forgetting his girlfriend and he was a furry when he was a kid.

[writerserenyty]

best description of Eternal Sunshine EVER.

But yeah, he does look good in that movie. And best performance he's ever done, IMO.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah? I can beat you: I'm only attracted to Jim Carrey when he's Ace Ventura. I wish I was joking.

Maybe it's the environmentalist thing?