[ SECRET POST #2304 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2304 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Veronica Mars]


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03.
[Trailer Park Boys]


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04.
[Star Ocean: The Second Story]


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05.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]


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06.
[Prometheus]


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07.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Zettai Karen Children]


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08.
[Kids in the Hall]


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09.
[Vividred Operation]


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10.
[dick & dom]


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11.
[Game of Thrones]


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12.
[Spartacus: War of the Damned]


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13.
[CATS]


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14.
[Archer]


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15.
[Doctor Who]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 033 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[forgottenjester]

Uh, blame DnD and a player who assumed that when the GM said gazebo they meant a monster. The player then proceeded to attack it. So the GM, frustrated, brought it to life to attack the party.

[(Anonymous)]

... Okay, that's pretty funny. And hey, way to roll with it, that GM.

[forgottenjester]

Yeessss. I only wish my GM was that cool when I used to play.

Maybe someday~

[sabotabby]

Oh God, I've seen the meme but never heard the backstory. Sounds like a legendary GM.

[forgottenjester]

Yeah, I want a GM like that. Why are all the good GMs taken? *stereotypical pout*

[sabotabby]

I have the greatest GM who would totally pull something like that. I am a lucky person.

[forgottenjester]

Yes, indeed. You lucky person, you.

May your games be ever joyous.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, reminds me of a game session where my old SO didn't know what a pallet was when the DM described a room with a washbasin and a pallet in it.

The DM had the pallet attack his character.

That day went down in infamy.

[forgottenjester]

Ahahaaa, did your ex-SO ask what a pallet was or did he just attack first too?

[(Anonymous)]

He was like, what is a pallet?

DM: You don't know?

SO: No! I never heard of pallet! (Started getting angry because he was a know-it-all and hated not knowing something that OMG other people knew)

So the DM had the pallet attack his cavalier. The rest of us were dying from laughter.

[forgottenjester]

Oh my gosh that's fantastic. See, that's why you never get pissy at GMs.

Sounds like a fantastic memory. Thank you for sharing it with me.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, omg. If only my GM had been that awesome back when I played D&D, I might still be playing.

[forgottenjester]

Yeah. Same.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Holy Ghosts of usenet past!

[forgottenjester]

I actually got this from a friend of mine. Is that where the story originated?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Originally in a fan magazine, but it made the jump to usenet and email legend by '88 which is where I encountered it.

[forgottenjester]

Woooooow~ I had no idea it had been around for so long. That's a long life for a story like this.

Thanks for letting me know! That was cool.

[dancing_serpent]

*snicker* Oh my, Knights of the Dinner Table! I loved those comics!

Late comment is late.

[forgottenjester]

I haven't heard of that comic. Was it good?

Pfff, it's fine.

[dancing_serpent]

It was awesome! The guys all had their totally predictable reactions to everything their GM threw at them, and that was huge part of the fun. "I'll waste him with my crossbow!" for example, or "I'll slash him with my Hackmaster +12!"

They never talked to the NPCs, always went for attack straight away - cue endlessly frustrated GM.

[forgottenjester]

That sounds hilarious.

Wait, did they ever do audio recordings?

[dancing_serpent]

I have no idea. *g*

But hey, here is the Gazebo strip.

[forgottenjester]

Thanks! I'll start reading it.

[dancing_serpent]

*g* Have fun!