[ SECRET POST #2308 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2308 ⌋

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Comments

Re: You know that feeling...

[(Anonymous)]

I once had three women in the street showing me videos on a iPad, about how there's definite proof in the Bible that God is both male and female. It was very interesting. Also, this:

Missionary Guy: Hi, do you have a few minutes?
Me: Only a few. My bus is coming.
MG: Cool. *points at my head phones* What are you listening to?
Me: David Bowie.
MG: Omg, he was in that movie.
Me: He was in a few movies, actually.
MG: He definitely was in that one. *stares blankly into space for at least a minute, Chick Tracts in hand*
Me: Do you remember what it was about?
MG: No. But he was in it. *stares*
Me: My bus.
MG: Yeah sure. *stares*
Me: Bye?
MG: *stares*
Me: Interesting...

Next time...

Missionary: Hi, do you have a few minutes?
Me: Sure. Just... do you know a movie with David Bowie?
Missionary: What? No, I don't think so.
Me: Ah, okay. Sorry to bother you. Bye.
Missionary: No problem. Bye.

David Bowie has a magical effect on missionaries. Seriously. You have to try it.

Re: You know that feeling...

[(Anonymous)]

i like the part where he was the one who approached you, and in the space of like five lines you got him to think you were the one bothering him.