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⌈ Secret Post #2311 ⌋

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Homestuck and Cthulhu Mythos]

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[Star Trek: DS9]

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[Mma Makutsi, The Number 1 Ladies' Detective Agency]

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[Primitive Wars/Jurassic War 2: The Ranker]

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[The West Wing]

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[Touhou Project]

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[The Fifth Element]

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[Two Best Friends Play]

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[The Hunger Games]

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[Red Riding Hood]

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This might surprise you but not everybody feels comfortable writing fics about an eunuch growing a cock in order to have sex.

He doesn't have to grow a cock. He has fingers and a clever mouth. He can do the pleasuring.

Plus, anal sex is a thing. You don't have to be a gay guy to enjoy taking it in the ass.

It was the OP who talked about "with attributes if needed".

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(Anonymous) - 2013-05-01 23:27 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2013-05-02 18:18 (UTC) - Expand

OP here

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-02 13:21 (UTC) - Expand

You don't need a cock to have sex.

Can he have non-cock-related sex?

What's cunnilingus

I know, I only said that because the OP says "with attributes if needed" at the end.

childings.livejournal.com - 2013-05-01 23:28 (UTC) - Expand

helenadax - 2013-05-01 23:50 (UTC) - Expand

Does Varys actually lack a penis? Eunuchs generally lose only their testes (or else urination becomes more problematic).

I think he doesn't have a penis but I'm not sure.

the way he talks about it, though flowery always, sounds like he has neither a penis nor testes.

He said he was cut "root and stem" in his monologue about how he lost his parts, and the tv version was pretty much verbatim from the book

Pretty horrifying stuff

Weren't eunuchs typically only castrated? I'm not familiar with this fandom; do they remove the penises too there?

Yes, but... well I don't want to spoil anyone but Varys isn't a typical eunuch.

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sugar_spun - 2013-05-02 06:32 (UTC) - Expand

Depends. In Imperial China, they lost the lot.

no, really?

I mean, wow. I'm so surprised.

considering fandom in general will have mpreg, wingfic and all other types of completely IMPROBABLE and IMPOSSIBLE things, you honestly believe this is going to fucking stop them?

Is age going to stop them?

From what I've seen there's not really a lot of that "wild" impossible-things fic in ASOIAF. Pairings can be odd/disturbing (LOTS of incest, LOTS of lolita type stuff) but generally they're not all that crazy unrealistic in terms of things like mpreg. I've actually never come across that at all.

It probably exists but compared to other fandom i've been in there's not a lot of really weird shit going down in GOT/ASOIAF fic. the universe is disturbing and rapey and canonically incestuous enough as it is.

Eunuch's generally just have their testicles removed, not their penises? So...uh...not sure what you're talking about, here.

No this eunuch.

It's a bit more... Complicated then that.

tabaqui - 2013-05-02 06:14 (UTC) - Expand

Chinese eunuchs, especially eunuchs who worked in the palace, had their penes and testes removed.

Generally but not exclusively. See China pre-WW1.

Apparently, in the medieval African slave trade, it depended on your race. White, just the testes, black, whole tackle. So it depended on where you were, who you were, and who was doing it to you, really.

Have you ever heard of a strap on?

I'm not into this pairing, I'm just saying.

Have you read that OP said "with attributes if needed"?

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