[ SECRET POST #2315 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2315 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 081 secrets from Secret Submission Post #331.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[elephantinegrace]

I want to frame this comment and show it to everyone who thinks sad endings are better.

[(Anonymous)]

I read the comment. Very well written, interesting perspective. I still have to respectfully disagree. I think sad endings are better. This is my personal opinion. Are you going to tell me I'm wrong?

[(Anonymous)]

You are wrong.

In addition, you are adopted.

[(Anonymous)]

This could go one of two ways. I could play along and say, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? Or I can just go ahead and say what I'm really thinking: How long did it take for you to come up with that gem, you witty commenter, you?

[(Anonymous)]

I've been working on that one for nigh on eighty years, fortunately I was also working on a time machine during that time too otherwise it would have been a wasted life.

P.S. be nicer to Somalia, they own everything now since the Beliebers collapsed Western Civilization, including the mechanical rape-gorillas they use to enforce their vengeful will upon us.

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[forgottenjester]

I actually am adopted.

I'm sorry. I ruin jokes.

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[(Anonymous)]

What you didn't know was that you were adopted twice, one time you were sent back as defective.

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[forgottenjester]

It's because of my genetics, isn't it? Hey, I promised I wouldn't pass those on.

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[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I got nouthin' so you win. For that I'd offer to have your babies, but apparently that is out.

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[forgottenjester]

I can adopt your babies.

Yeeeessssssss, I'm a winnerrrrrrr

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[(Anonymous)]

You haven't seen my babies yet!

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[forgottenjester]

I have because I can see the future. It's true because I just made it up.

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[(Anonymous)]

Can you tell what the next line in the joke is?

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[forgottenjester]

That I'm a joke?

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[(Anonymous)]

Close, but one of my babies was so bad that he had to be adopted twice...

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[forgottenjester]

Are you saying I adopted myself?

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[(Anonymous)]

Funny old world, isn't it.

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[forgottenjester]

Touché. You win. Today.

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[(Anonymous)]

It was a pleasure joking around with you. Why can't we have more threads like this?

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[forgottenjester]

Please, the pleasure is all mine.

Because it is off topic. Now I believe we must end it before we freeze the thread. If you would like more conversations like this I believe they can be done after the General Comments section on page two. Good day, anon. *tips imaginary hat*

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[(Anonymous)]

omfg this entire thread <3

[(Anonymous)]

Just because you like sad endings doesn't mean they are inherently better. Just that you prefer them to happy endings.

So, you're not wrong to prefer them, but you are wrong that they are inherently better.

[elephantinegrace]

Holee sheetballs, I did NOT expect this many replies.

I wanted to say that sad endings are not intrinsically better than happy endings. In fact, I like sad endings better than happy endings, but I know people who think that sad endings are better by their very nature, and I think those people are full of bull.