[ SECRET POST #2323 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2323 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[kluify]

I envision a glowing utopian future where the only shows on BBC will be sequels, prequels or spinoffs of Inspector Morse. There will be enough of these that a rerun of a different Morse-themed show will fill up every hour of TV, except for 9pm Saturday night (no one will go out on the weekends in the future) when Inspector Morse: Spaceship Boogooloo will air. A crime-comedy-drama (cramedy), Spaceship Boogooloo will follow the adventures of Inspector Morse in the 2400s. After being taken out of cryogenic freeze and fitted with cyborg limbs by a sinister shadow corporation, Morse will have a steep learning curve as he navigates the "zany" world of the future with his talking polar bear companion Lewis. DS Lewis-bear, an accidental polar-human hybrid produced in a failed experiment to revive extinct arctic species, provides hilarious comic relief as he tried to tell the mixed alien-human population of Lizzie III, a habitable asteroid artificially orbiting the polluted remnants of Earth, all about the dangers of climate change - the joke being that global warming already happened with disastrous effect! Cramedy ensues!

[(Anonymous)]

You had me right up until 'climate change'. Lewis is far too cynical for that sort of thing.

[kluify]

Polar bear Lewis has different values and needs to 20th century human Lewis. His #2 priority after climate change awareness for example is sourcing fresh seal meat on an asteroid. He also enjoys the Appalachian folk music and scrapbooking. Cyborg Inspector Morse has changed also; he controls his homicidal urges through an addiction to 21st century reality TV shows, constant chain-smoking and focusing on the welfare and future prospects of his 17 foster children. Character growth is essential to keep viewers' interest!

[dreemyweird]

Best comment of the day.

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed SO MUCH.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought Morse was on ITV

[(Anonymous)]

It is.

[(Anonymous)]

I think ITV might have something to say about that, it's their show.