[ SECRET POST #2358 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2358 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

08. http://oi40.tinypic.com/aue79h.jpg

Because it's fiction?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe? No?

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO!

Thanks for the laugh, OP!

[kallanda_lee]

Because that doesn't actually happen? Just enjoy the badfic and ignore the Christian guilt.

[(Anonymous)]

I like to think God has more subtle ways of smoting people these days. For all you know, said writer is having the shittiest day ever that's been going on for several years.

[(Anonymous)]

Because it's all bullshit and someone getting "struck down" can't actually happen?

[(Anonymous)]

At the risk of going Godwin, I'm kind of glad they weren't because that would mean God finds the existence of OOC fanfic writers more heinous than genocidal dictators.

[greenvelvetcake]

Let's see how this plays out.

[electromouse]

God is benevolent enough to let the OOC pass. I bet he even trolls he bible fandom, and then popcorn.gifs the arguments.





(I'm going to hell)

[(Anonymous)]

God is totally into AU OOC OTT Bible fanfic, obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe God thinks that shit is hilarious.

[iceyred]

Speaking as a Christian...

There is a shit ton more horrible things out in the world than bad fic. Besides, the writer may yet convert and ask forgiveness.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a painting of an open book with a candle next to it. The last line of text has an image of Dante Alighieri as depicted by Raphael Sanzio pasted next to it.]

I read this terrible AU OOC OTT Bible fanfic and I do not understand how the writer was not struck down dead ON THE SPOT.

S!B this guy prolly has his own 10000 square foot cloud

[Transcription notes:

AU: Alternate Universe

OOC: Out of character

OTT: Over the top

S!B: Secret because

prolly: Probably]

[(Anonymous)]

Clever.

[(Anonymous)]

If it helps to explain the situation, there is almost certainly no such thing as a god.

[(Anonymous)]

But... Jesus would use meter, not foot... :(

Dante

[(Anonymous)]

Why is there a picture of Dante in this secret?

Are you trying to say that the work of fan fiction you're talking about is The Divine Comedy? Because if so:

Are you kidding?!

Dante is fucking perfect.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Because, even going by the 'rules' given in the bible, free will is a thing?
2. You know, I seriously think you're a troll.

[(Anonymous)]

Off topic perhaps, but anyone interested in reading what amounts to period OOC crack fic starring an OFC should read the Acts of Paul and Thecla.

Written in the 2nd century, the story involves Paul who gets shipped with a proto-Mary Sue named Thecla and features a climactic scene in which she is nearly eaten alive by seals.

Highly recommended: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion/maps/primary/thecla.html

[(Anonymous)]

Please let this be a troll secret.

Then again, whenever someone tells me to stop doing XY because "God sees all" I always go "GOD PLEASE STRIKE ME DOWN IF I HAVE SINNED" and the people correcting my ~sinful~ behaviour twitch or yell in shock because they actually believe a lightning bolt will shoot down and roast me on the spot.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh face palm. I love Dante's Inferno (as much as one can) and I didn't get this.

Good one OP!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Took me a while! Although, it was good laugh!

[yuppu]

I assume you at least didn't have to endure 4 whole semesters over this badfic, OP. Now, that was real Hell.

[(Anonymous)]

To be honest, the OOC is more on Greek mythology. And the Bible does not really say much about Hell, only that "there will be crying and gnashing of teeth"

[(Anonymous)]

Because Good Guy God is into OOC fanfiction, duh.

I mean, if he didn't strike anyone dead over Goku/Anne Frank, and AFAIC somebody deserved that shit, I don't see him being the type to off a person over bad fanfic.