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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-06-22 03:41 pm
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[identity profile] baranohanayome.livejournal.com 2013-06-22 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Er, you know, Superman is perfectly capable of pulling his punches, so to speak. If he wasn't, he wouldn't be able to handle the relatively fragile objects he deals with on a regular basis as Clark Kent--definitely would have shattered a few pens or broken some keyboards, you know? So I don't think sex would be a problem for those two, especially since he could just put Lois on top and let her take control of the situation.
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[personal profile] dancing_clown 2013-06-22 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I always thought the issue was that his Super Sperm would tear through her body until it blew her brain out.
Edited 2013-06-22 21:47 (UTC)

[identity profile] baranohanayome.livejournal.com 2013-06-22 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think sperm works that way. Not even Superman's sperm.

[identity profile] baranohanayome.livejournal.com 2013-06-22 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean if Goku can fuck Chi Chi and not have to worry about his sperm making her explode or anything, then certainly Superman wouldn't have that problem.
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[personal profile] toshi_hakari 2013-06-22 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, this <3

Thank you for mentioning one of my all-time OTPs ;v;

[identity profile] baranohanayome.livejournal.com 2013-06-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. Goku/Chi Chi is totally adorable.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, that reminds me of that really tasteless scene in that movie, Hancock, I think it was. Bleh.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
What tasteless scene? I'm not recalling one in particular that relates to this discussion.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
What tasteless scene? I'm not recalling one in particular that relates to this discussion.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
doesn't he like... hospitalize a woman by coming in her and it hits her at high velocity or something and breaks her pelvis?
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[personal profile] ozaline 2013-06-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
If I recall correctly no she dismounts him right before and he shoots through the roof of her(?) trailer.

But it was a long time ago and that's when I stopped watching the movie.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
What version of Hancock were you guys watching? Because the version I watched several times has NO scene like that. At all.
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[personal profile] hiyami 2013-06-23 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ditto oO
I saw it twice as it aired on TV not so long ago, and there wasn't anything like that. Have you watched a porn version of it?

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wise decision, deleting that scene.
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[personal profile] ozaline 2013-06-23 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
The only youtube clip of it I could find was a someone shooting the screen with a video camera from very far away of the Spanish version of the movie...

But this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yaLRFb96v8 He trows the woman off her and then we see the roof blow way because of his ejaculate... how charming.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
idk I saw it a billion years ago and I don't think what I saw was the final print copy (it was one of those 'here is a ticket come see our movie and fill out a questionnaire' things at a conference and the film wasn't entirely scored yet iirc)

(Anonymous) 2013-06-23 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What version of Hancock were you guys watching? Because the version I watched several times has NO scene like that. At all.

Really, that's weird - I saw it on the DVD that we rented from Blockbuster (back in the day, when you could rent DVD's from Blockbuster). And I facepalmed and yelled, "Editing! That's what editing is for, dammit!" There were a few really really cringeworthy scenes in that movie.

At least, in the version I rented. Now I'm wondering what version you saw? But I'd guess it was improved.
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