[ SECRET POST #2363 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2363 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.


__________________________________________________



08.


__________________________________________________



09.


__________________________________________________



10.


__________________________________________________



11.


__________________________________________________



12.


__________________________________________________



13.


__________________________________________________



14.


__________________________________________________



15.


__________________________________________________



16.


__________________________________________________



17.















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 118 secrets from Secret Submission Post #337.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[dethtoll]

Ah yes, the old "woman of kleenex" conundrum. Since DC at least pretends to be a family company they can't show anything explicit, but it's always mostly been generally assumed -- through Clark's characterization elsewhere -- that he has full muscular control over his body. He pulls his punches because when dealing with the day-to-day freaks who threaten Metropolis, if he DIDN'T pull his punches he could knock someone's head off and send it to the fucking moon.

[cassandraoftroy]

I could see the "full muscular control" thing being complicated by orgasm -- but that could be resolved by the woman-on-top position that baranohanayome above mentions.

[(Anonymous)]

Well Superman is an alien who only outwardly looks human. How far does that resemblance go? Do we know he even has a wang? For all we know on Krypton the males get pregnant and the female has a penis. Hell, Lois could be in for a real shock when she sees the Supervagina. Of course that theiry falls apart when you realize Powergirl ought to have three really big bulges instead of two.

Still, do we really know what Supergenitalia looks like? This could be an interesting wedding night trying to get part A into part B, or even clamping over Part B and twisting to the left...or Parts A, B, and C trying to get Lois to turn around the jacking into her kidneys. Maybe Japanese eyeball sex is what Kryptonians do....I have put too much thought into this now.

[ozaline]

In at least a few sources it's been suggested that Kryptonians and humans have a common origin but one of the reasons for Kryptonian super strength is Krypton is just a higher gravity world which would not really make them evolve different genitalia, and in the Christopher Reeve Superman movie you see baby Kal-el totally naked. So... Probably their outward anatomy is identical to humans.

[(Anonymous)]

Baby Ka-el is totally starkers for a bit of the new superman movie too - all hanging out with baby wang. That kid will, for sure, hate his parents some day.

[mekkio]

Well, the whole thing with the orgasm is that he's an alien. We don't exactly know how it works. Maybe his orgasms, that is, if he has any are different from a humans? Maybe he doesn't have to worry about such stuff.

And this is, by far, the weirdest Superman conversation that I have ever had.

[darkmanifest]

Even if she's on top, there's still the issue of him, like, crushing her hips with his hands or something while in the midst of orgasm. I like to imagine he's only allowed to hold on to anything but Lois while having sex and that they go through a lot of furniture.

[quothraven]

This makes me think of the Scary Movie when the girl gets blasted into the ceiling. "Super sperm" indeed! XD