[ SECRET POST #2373 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2373 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea what you're talking about but it (they?) sound interesting. Link, please?

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, please do link.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

Chick tracts are short, terrible evangelical Christian comics made by a guy named Jack Chick. They're mostly propaganda his incredibly strict and kind of batshit Christian views, often told in a way that's somewhat absurd and humorous as well as simplistic and dumb and pretty bigoted. They're designed so that you can print them out, staple them together, and leave them places for unwitting people to find them & hopefully convert to Protestant Christianity. The most famous one is the one he did fulminating against Dungeons and Dragons but they're all kind of funny. Don't have a link on hand sorry.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

I found a wiki article but I'm not sure if they're online.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tract

You didn't look hard, most of them are

[insanenoodlyguy]

At the guys website no less!

http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

Not lisa though. Ohhhhh no. Even they realized what they'd created.

THANKFULLY I POSTED THE WHOLE THING JUST BELOW THIS.

Re: Chick Tracts

[lex_antonia]

This is gold.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1047/1047_01.asp

Re: Chick Tracts

[sootyowl]

XD All I could think of was Faith from Buffy when I read that. I was like "lol @ Faith being a virgin and not staking Igor dead."

:D Heerreeeee you go!

[insanenoodlyguy]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa3.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa4.jpg






And relevant to today's dnd secret

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[deadtree]

what

the

FUCK

is that Lisa comic.

What the actual fuck.
I hope that, every day since this fuckwad thought this up, someone walked up to him and kicked him in the balls. Jesus Christ.

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[(Anonymous)]

100% pure Evangelical idiocy "christianism" unfortunately.

People in my church actually do believe garbage like the Chick Tracts. Though we never used to. We actually used to, you know, READ THE BOOK. Instead of bang other people's skulls open with it.

As bad as the Chick Tracts are, what makes them >90000 times worse is knowing that Evangelicals are exactly like this. In EVERY respect. It's not some oddball, strict fundamentalist sect, trust me, this is what they ALL believe, this is how they ALL act.

The Chick Tracts are big red warning flags of how NOT to be a Christian. Evangelicals take the Chick Tracts as their bible, instead of, yanno, THE actual Bible. When they're not busy burning Korans and Harry Potter that is. Yes. That's Right. Terry Jones is EVANGELICAL.

TL;DR: anon's church was so much better before the leaders all became Jack Chick clones

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[(Anonymous)]

You know a Chick Tract has gone above and beyond when even Jack Chick himself regards it as a past shame.

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[childings.livejournal.com]

"Lisa" is one of the legendary out of print ones that isn't even on the website anymore, it's basically been excommunicated from the Chick canon (Chick would just LOVE that I used a Catholic metaphor here)

There's also an anti-gay one that I can't remember the name of that you can't read on chick.com ... I forget what it was called but I want to say "The Gay Blade" and it's super old, like from the late 70s/early 80s, anyhow I love it because there is a gay bar in the background of one panel that simply says "GAY BAR"

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[(Anonymous)]

"The Wounded Children," wasn't it?

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[riddian]

I have to say, I would definitely go to a gay bar that was just called "GAY BAR." /snerk

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[tabaqui]

WOW. He sexually molests his daughter and suddenly it's ALL ABOUT HIM. Holy fuck. Plus - 'I found Jesus, so please just pretend that rape didn't happen, honey.'

WOW.

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[(Anonymous)]

"Lisa" was the only one I could never laugh at in the end.

Re: :D Heerreeeee you go!

[cassandraoftroy]

Woooooow. I'd never seen the "Lisa" one. I'm going to choose to interpret it as a story about a REALLY SHITTY DOCTOR who preaches at his patients rather than reporting the sexual abuse of a child to the proper authorities (are medical professionals mandated reporters, the way educators are?).

And *sigh* the D&D one. Oh, Elfstar. 9_9

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

US and print only, it looks like. Damn me for always forgetting that this is an AMERICAN community and the rest of us are just tolerated simply because case hasn't banned us.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

lol tell me more

As you say it, you are so damned.

[insanenoodlyguy]

That's because Chick tracts were made in, by and for America you hellbound heathen. Go worship your moon good or eat your death cookie or kneel before your alter of sodomy, you craven destitute.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

Meh. It's an occasional thing and it confuses me sometimes (I didn't get the whole "More you know" thing for the longest time) but it's not that big of a deal.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

0/10

Re: Chick Tracts

[lex_antonia]

I live in America? Why I never.

Do I need a flag? Fireworks for tomorrow? Apple pie?

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

Just like the rest of the internet.

Well, the English-speaking internet.

Re: Chick Tracts

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this sometimes. I try not but sometimes when people post like everyone knows what they talk about and then people ask for link and the person doesn't give one it makes it hard to not feel like this is for Americans. But my English is bad so I don't post here much but people are nice when I do and I like that. Many places are not so nice as this one to non americans.