[ SECRET POST #2404 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2404 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[League of Legends]


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[Fuck City crew]


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07.
[Jon Richardson, British comedian]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]









09. [SPOILERS for Sailor Moon]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]










10. [SPOILERS for the Godfather]
[WARNING for gore, animal abuse]



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11. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]
[WARNING for abuse, gore]



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12. [WARNING for eating disorders]




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13. [WARNING for underage]
http://i.imgur.com/J2FVb1W.png
[linked for photomanip of snape/hermione]


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14. [WARNING for torture? probably?]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #343.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

13. [WARNING for underage]
http://i.imgur.com/J2FVb1W.png
[linked for photomanip of snape/hermione]

[(Anonymous)]

THE CREEPY PHOTOMANIPS HAVE RETURNED

[(Anonymous)]

Harry Potter and the Creepy Photomanips

[(Anonymous)]

Snape/Hermione always has the best, unintentionally funny manips.

[(Anonymous)]

Underage? Even at 16 Hermione would be legal where she lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe where she lives, but there are still places where that photomanip would be considered CP, regardless of where the characters originated.

[(Anonymous)]

She doesn't look underage, definitely over 16 in that pic.

[(Anonymous)]

Whole bunch of things wrong and triggery with Snape/Hermione in that picture, but underage isn't one of them.

[(Anonymous)]

... Outside of the age difference and possible powerplay it implies, wtf is "triggery" about it?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, that manip... it's weird, I don't ship them and don't find Snape attractive and Hermione's age is iffy as hell and photomanips normally creep me out... SO WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HOT TO ME?! O.o

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea, but I'm in the same boat. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh thank God it's not just me.

[(Anonymous)]

no, they wouldn't have. quit projecting your ooc fantasies on these characters.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll continue to project just to spite you

YOU HAVE BLOWN MY MIND.

[tyger66]

SNAPE/HERMIONE



WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT

Re: YOU HAVE BLOWN MY MIND.

[(Anonymous)]

You just never noticed it because you were too into Snape/Giant Squid or Snape/Sorting Hat shipping.

Or possibly you were into Ron/Scarf of Sexual Preference.

[(Anonymous)]

Well anything that would've encouraged Snape to wash his hair, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL!

[(Anonymous)]

we had a secret over a year ago using the same manip and it still cracks me the fuck up. the fact that it's photoshopped from a scene in Antichrist is beyond perfect. I can really see hermione smashing snape's dick with a block of wood...beautiful

[sootyowl]

Creepy manip is creepy. You do know that there is a a lot of Hermione/Snape fanfic on the net that explores what you want, right? 'Cause there ain't no way JKR would have made that pairing canon or explored its depths.

[anarchicq]

HA!
Someone put Alan Rickman's head on Willem DaFoe's body. I find this way more amusing than I should!

warning for underage sex

[transcriptanon]

warning for underage

[Picture is a black and white photo manipulation of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger from the "Harry Potter" movies. They are naked on a shower stall and passionately hugging each other. Both are pale skinned, Hermione has long dark hair pulled into a bun and Snape has short dark hair reaching his shoulders.]

I think Snape and Hermione would have made an interesting couple. At the very least they would have been able to keep each other on their toes.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, you know who can keep snape on his toes?

lockhart

[trollometer]

I guess it's that time of year, huh? The time of year when people get restless at lack of activity on the comm and the unfunny, lazy trolls dredge up trolling tactics of long past.

If you are going try necromancy on this meme can you at least try to make the secrets funny? I mean, I'm not much of a comedian, but all I ask for is that you try. Like, "I wish Snape/Hermione would've been canon, but their actors heads look so great awkwardly pasted on other people's bodies that I'm afraid the real thing would ruin the ship for me."

[(Anonymous)]

OMG that is so fucking HOT. Adult!Hermione/Severus has been my OTP for years and I love our corner of fandom but I just don't see it working in canon. Sorry OP. But post more of those sexy pics PLZ!