[ SECRET POST #2404 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2404 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[League of Legends]


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[Fuck City crew]


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[Jon Richardson, British comedian]


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09. [SPOILERS for Sailor Moon]



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10. [SPOILERS for the Godfather]
[WARNING for gore, animal abuse]



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11. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]
[WARNING for abuse, gore]



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12. [WARNING for eating disorders]




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13. [WARNING for underage]
http://i.imgur.com/J2FVb1W.png
[linked for photomanip of snape/hermione]


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14. [WARNING for torture? probably?]














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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I haveno dog in this fight, but I had no idea he wasn't white. So I'd say he was white passing.

What is he, just out of curiosity?

[skeletal_history]

He's 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Hawaiian, and 1/2 Caucasian (of IIRC English descent)

(I used to have a crush on him in high school 20 years ago, and it's funny what you still remember from fanmags.)

(Who am I kidding, I still have a crush on him.)

(Probably always will, since he is immortal awesome.)

LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[tyger66]

Keanu Reeves is my favorite



CONSTANTIIIIIIIIIIINE

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[skeletal_history]

YES.


This beauty right here.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX

[tyger66]

WITH HIS FACE.

Re: I WANT TO HAVE SEX

[skeletal_history]

Girrrrll...we'll have to share. :D

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[vethica]

Whoa, that picture is hot yo. *_*

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[evil_little_dog]

I had this picture on my wall in my bedroom the same afternoon my husband left me. :D

Okay, maybe not the same, but I know it was within a week, because he came back two weeks later, and gave me such a dirty look.

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[unsleeved]

cutiiiiie

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[comma_chameleon]

XD And here I was watching Constantine for Tilda Swinton as Gabriel. *__*

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[tabaqui]

HA! Can't you watch for both?
*the fringed leggings!!!*

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[comma_chameleon]

This is true, I can! XD I actually really love Keanu in Constantine, especially the, "WHAT DID SHE DO ANGELA?!" scene where he's yelling at Evie Rachel Weisz.

I know people knock him for ~bland~ acting, but I think he's really expressive in Constantine. Plus between him and Tilda and Rachel it's eye-candy all around. XD

edited because I have character name issues...

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[tabaqui]

YES!
Hehe. I actually like him a lot. I think he does an excellent job in Constantine and I've thought he could do expressive on a more subdued level *very* well.

I enjoy watching him.

Re: LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE BLANK EXPRESSION

[(Anonymous)]

My first celebrity crush! *_*

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, hello, myself.

[(Anonymous)]

AFAIK his origins are very mixed and his father is part Chinese.

I always thought it was very obvious that he had Asian origins, both because of his eyes and because of his glossy black hair. I've never seen anyone who is 'completely' white with hair like that. The colour and the texture look very different from the kind of black hair you'd see on black-haired white people.

[(Anonymous)]

I used one of his old bios to work out the fractions myself. Keanu Reeves is 1/8th Hawaiian and has a "part-Chinese" grandmother. At most he's 1/4th Asian, depending on how you count the Hawaiian.

[(Anonymous)]

Same here. I never knew he wasn't white. And same for Jason Momoa until recently. Honestly I never thought about it. It's kind of ridiculous to categorize people so rigidly as white or black or Asian anyway nowdays as there are so many people of mixed heritage. Of the people I work with I'd say over 60% are in mixed relationships who have kids with an incredible variety of looks.

[(Anonymous)]

You though Jason Momoa was white...? How? Why?

[(Anonymous)]

I had the same reaction, but now that I think about it, it's not a hard mistake to make, considering the well-worn trend in Hollywood of lily-white actors playing "ethnic" roles with the help of a tan and some makeup.

[(Anonymous)]

Or maaaaaybe anon is from a part of the world where olive skin isn't considered "POC". Like Europe. Where suggesting that Italians and Spaniards are ~oh so different~ the way Americans treat Latino's will get you laughed out of town.

[missmediajunkie]

http://www.allamericanspeakers.com/speakers/Keanu-Reeves/388878

It's complicated. Looks like 1/2 English, 1/8 Irish, 1/16 Portuguese, 1/16 Hawaiian, and the last 1/4 is a grandma "of part Chinese descent."