[ SECRET POST #2413 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2413 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: my life is like a comedy

[fingalsanteater]

My life is like one of those comedies where the writers think they are making the characters say and do really funny and witty things, but the audience just ends up changing the channel because it's so awful.

Like, one time my fiancé was talking to me on the phone when he was at work and he wanted to tell me how much he wanted wanted to have sex with me, but his co-workers were around. So, he said "I want your girl sausage." And, I was like "What?!" And he was like "You know... your girl sau...sage. I can't say anything else because people are around." I told him, "Wow, my girl sausage. Really inconspicuous. You sound like a pedophile cannibal."

This is a true story of how we are the worst. The end.

Re: my life is like a comedy

[forgottenjester]

...Actually that's fantastic. Mostly for your comeback but yes.

Re: my life is like a comedy

[(Anonymous)]

I'm imagining him as working in a kitchen setting and that makes it even worse/funnier.

Re: my life is like a comedy

[anonymouslyyours]

I would much rather have someone hear me tell my fiancee I want to have sex with them than have them try and figure out what I mean by girl sausage.

Re: my life is like a comedy

[(Anonymous)]

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