[ SECRET POST #2420 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2420 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I also think it's incredibly creepy when people see somebody attractive and their first thought apparently goes to babies.

Alright, you know what? Don't. Don't try to color this creepy. There's a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted. Visceral, bone-deep attraction. I'm done having babies. There's nothing left for me to want in that department, but there's a man I am so viscerally attracted to (and hopefully, him to me) that all I think about when we're together is the kind of hot, sweaty, elemental sex that leads to conception. Doesn't mean I want a baby from him, doesn't mean I get all domesticated in my womanly parts at the sight of his macho swagger. It just means the sex is THAT FUCKING GOOD because I find him that mouth-wateringly desirable.

Damn. *pulls out phone*

[(Anonymous)]

Yiiiikes yo, TMI

T M I

[(Anonymous)]

...have fun!

[(Anonymous)]

Wanting to have babies with your long-term partner ≠ wanting to have babies with the random hottie on TV.

Because yes, the former does involve emotional intimacy that sometimes includes the desire to reproduce. Whatever, that's your deal. The latter is pure physical attraction and I just can't see the logic in claiming to want a baby with a complete stranger. Have sex with, sure, but dude, leave babies out of your random sexual fantasies with strangers.

But hell, what do I know, I'm just some random on the internet who thinks that people shouldn't take reproduction so lightly, even in hyperbolic "jokes," because it strikes me as deeply irresponsible and thoughtless towards parenthood and human life in general.

[dreemyweird]

But hell, what do I know, I'm just some random on the internet who thinks that people shouldn't take reproduction so lightly, even in hyperbolic "jokes," because it strikes me as deeply irresponsible and thoughtless towards parenthood and human life in general.

That escalated quickly.

I get the sentiment, but c'mon, you sound deadly serious while talking about an idiom featuring exploding ovaries.

[(Anonymous)]

I just really fucking hate the expression.

...And my partner isn't awake to tell me to shut my face and get of f!s >_>

[(Anonymous)]

Some people get off on the thought of having babies.

Unless they actually are having babies in an irresponsible manner, I really don't think it's as terrible as you make it out to be.

[(Anonymous)]

And yet you're the one who's totally ignoring the rather profound and intimate link between the having of sex and the making of babies. Yes, we co-opt the act for other reasons, and not everybody pays into the system, so to speak (which is fine, if you enjoy babyless sex you're certainly not hurting anyone.) But ultimately the main reason we want to do it and find it pleasurable is so that the species can be perpetuated. I consider it much healthier when people acknowledge this fact than when they don't.

[(Anonymous)]

Heeeelllllllloooooooooo heterosexism!

[(Anonymous)]

lol biotruths
Blow it out your ass, seriously.

[(Anonymous)]

The good thing about science is that it's true whether you believe in it or not. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Are you fucking shitting me?

Unless and until people are actually having babies irresponsibly, people can joke about their own reproductive choices in any damn way they please.

[(Anonymous)]

What does the hotness of the sex have to do with whether or not you conceive?

[pelespen]

Eh, there are kinks of all kind. And there is a pretty wide section of conception erotica out there. Not that it's my thing, and not that it's even that relevant to the rant at hand, but just sayin'.

[(Anonymous)]

No, I get that, but

the kind of hot, sweaty, elemental sex that leads to conception.

just doesn't make sense to me. Good sex isn't the only sex that results in pregnancy.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it is for that person? IDK I don't plan on ever having babies, but I can see how the idea of creating a life with someone would be really hot to some people.

[(Anonymous)]

What part of KINK do you not understand?

[(Anonymous)]

the kind of hot, sweaty, elemental sex that leads to conception

That doesn't even make sense. Wtf does that mean? When I think of mind meltingly good sweaty crazy sex my brain does not equate it with conception. Conception is not some level of hotness (unless that's your kink, and then that's a diff situation).

[(Anonymous)]

So you can't get pregnant if it isn't hot, sweaty, and elemental?

[(Anonymous)]

What does elemental even mean? Are they rolling around in dirt? Setting each on fire? Is he blowing air into he vagina?

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds like something that porn perpetuates.

[(Anonymous)]

...there's conception porn?

Wait.

I shouldn't ask that.

There's porn of everything. Why wouldn't there be porn of that?

[(Anonymous)]

It's a huge thing in hentai. I don't know about live porn. (I can't watch it, I heard too many horror stories about the porn industry and now I'm too worried about inadvertently watching a scene where the actress was coerced [but was edited to appear consensual and/or part of the fictional scene])