[ SECRET POST #2420 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2420 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to strangle whoever started the "my ovaries exploded" expression. Because my god, that sounds horrifically painful, please stop using it as an expression of attraction. But maybe that's just me because I also think it's incredibly creepy when people see somebody attractive and their first thought apparently goes to babies.

[(Anonymous)]

it is just hyperbole. Like when guys say "i wanna bust a nut."

[(Anonymous)]

DA but yeah I find that one disgusting too

[(Anonymous)]

But...like...it doesn't even make much sense. Your ovaries have nothing to do with sexual arousal. It stems from the whole "I wanna have their babies" expression, which is creepy, so now it's just a new expression that's irrelevant, painful, and sketchy.

FTR, I also think "I wanna bust a nut" is a painful-sounding expression, but I generally don't have to scroll past gifs with *NUTS BUSTING* flashing over the face of some random hottie. And at least testicles actually have a part in sexual arousal so it, y'know, sorta makes sense, even in hyperbole.

[(Anonymous)]

The thought of Nuts Busting gifs made me laugh and I'm now disappointed that they aren't a thing.

[(Anonymous)]

But yeah, for some, though, the idea of procreation and arousal are tied, or can be, as in: "This male is so attractive he makes me want to have his babies. I can feel myself willing myself to a state of ovulation."

Eh, but if it bothers you it bothers you, that's fine.

[dreemyweird]

MTE. I get that it's metaphorical, but sometimes I'd rather people not use idioms that have creepy literal meanings. "It cracked my shit". "My eyes bled". A part of me always imagines these things really happening.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm going to start thinking of a pile of shit developing cracks when something funny happens.

[(Anonymous)]

I also think it's incredibly creepy when people see somebody attractive and their first thought apparently goes to babies.

Alright, you know what? Don't. Don't try to color this creepy. There's a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted. Visceral, bone-deep attraction. I'm done having babies. There's nothing left for me to want in that department, but there's a man I am so viscerally attracted to (and hopefully, him to me) that all I think about when we're together is the kind of hot, sweaty, elemental sex that leads to conception. Doesn't mean I want a baby from him, doesn't mean I get all domesticated in my womanly parts at the sight of his macho swagger. It just means the sex is THAT FUCKING GOOD because I find him that mouth-wateringly desirable.

Damn. *pulls out phone*

[(Anonymous)]

Yiiiikes yo, TMI

T M I

[(Anonymous)]

...have fun!

[(Anonymous)]

Wanting to have babies with your long-term partner ≠ wanting to have babies with the random hottie on TV.

Because yes, the former does involve emotional intimacy that sometimes includes the desire to reproduce. Whatever, that's your deal. The latter is pure physical attraction and I just can't see the logic in claiming to want a baby with a complete stranger. Have sex with, sure, but dude, leave babies out of your random sexual fantasies with strangers.

But hell, what do I know, I'm just some random on the internet who thinks that people shouldn't take reproduction so lightly, even in hyperbolic "jokes," because it strikes me as deeply irresponsible and thoughtless towards parenthood and human life in general.

[dreemyweird]

But hell, what do I know, I'm just some random on the internet who thinks that people shouldn't take reproduction so lightly, even in hyperbolic "jokes," because it strikes me as deeply irresponsible and thoughtless towards parenthood and human life in general.

That escalated quickly.

I get the sentiment, but c'mon, you sound deadly serious while talking about an idiom featuring exploding ovaries.

[(Anonymous)]

Some people get off on the thought of having babies.

Unless they actually are having babies in an irresponsible manner, I really don't think it's as terrible as you make it out to be.

[(Anonymous)]

And yet you're the one who's totally ignoring the rather profound and intimate link between the having of sex and the making of babies. Yes, we co-opt the act for other reasons, and not everybody pays into the system, so to speak (which is fine, if you enjoy babyless sex you're certainly not hurting anyone.) But ultimately the main reason we want to do it and find it pleasurable is so that the species can be perpetuated. I consider it much healthier when people acknowledge this fact than when they don't.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you fucking shitting me?

Unless and until people are actually having babies irresponsibly, people can joke about their own reproductive choices in any damn way they please.

[(Anonymous)]

What does the hotness of the sex have to do with whether or not you conceive?

[pelespen]

Eh, there are kinks of all kind. And there is a pretty wide section of conception erotica out there. Not that it's my thing, and not that it's even that relevant to the rant at hand, but just sayin'.

[(Anonymous)]

the kind of hot, sweaty, elemental sex that leads to conception

That doesn't even make sense. Wtf does that mean? When I think of mind meltingly good sweaty crazy sex my brain does not equate it with conception. Conception is not some level of hotness (unless that's your kink, and then that's a diff situation).

[(Anonymous)]

So you can't get pregnant if it isn't hot, sweaty, and elemental?

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds like something that porn perpetuates.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, same. I don't find it painful or creepy, just...a really weird descriptor that doesn't really convey the feeling that it's meant to.

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I never really got this phrase until I saw my actual, real life boyfriend cuddling with my kid. The incredible burst of attraction, affection and, "yes, LET US MAKE ALL THE BABIES TOGETHER" was surprising, to say the least.

[(Anonymous)]

I also think it's incredibly creepy when people see somebody attractive and their first thought apparently goes to babies.

I'm really confused about why you'd think that's creepy given that the original biological purpose of sex is to have babies. We may have decided to have sex for many, many, many other reasons, but the original purpose of sex was to have babies.

Thus, seeing any attractive person and then thinking about babies actually makes a fuckton of sense.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's funny!