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I think most people's reaction to that would be "ouch", especially if spontaneous.

I find this hilarious due to your icon.

No one gets fisted by Laura and lives to tell.

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kallanda_lee - 2013-08-29 23:30 (UTC) - Expand

If it was really spontaneous I imagine it wouldn't be very successful.

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queerwolf - 2013-08-30 03:05 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2013-08-30 21:27 (UTC) - Expand

Badly, I guess.

You are a master of understatement, lol.

Is the answer ever "well"? Because it's hard to imagine reacting well to that.

I honestly can't imagine anyone reacting well to that.

John Barrowman. He's super excited about everything.

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-30 00:12 (UTC) - Expand

[Picture is a closed human fist.]

One of my favorite fantasies is imagining how my favorite fictional characters would react to a spontaneous fisting.

What the hell is a "spontaneous" fisting. You accidentally sit down on your neighbors fist when you get on a bus?

MTE, I'm not sure how it would work 'spontaneously'.

Maybe someone punches the air but failed notice that you were standing just so...

I was assuming it was like how dudebros say "Surprise sex" as a cute way of saying rape.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-08-30 16:25 (UTC) - Expand

At first I was all o_O.

Then... I remembered the time our grumpy, old cat came in, jumped onto the sofa, sauntered over to the armrest and plopped down. What the old furball hadn't taken into consideration was that my buddy - who already sat in the sofa - had his arm on the armrest, open hand, fingers up. So, about half a second after plopping his furry catbutt down, the cat screamed, became airborne, clawed the air like a razor-studded windmill and disappeared out and away, heavens know where. Buddy, looking pretty disconcerted, slowly lifted his pinky to his nose. Then he screamed, became airborne, etc. I was all o_O then also.

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-30 04:47 (UTC) - Expand

This is one sex act that really should be planned in advance.

One step up from "surprise buttsex!"

I would assume a situation where they're already having sex, and the victim of this particular...prank is getting fingered (in whichever orifice is to be fisted), and their partner...just shoves their whole hand up there.

A trip to the hospital, maybe?

My favorite character is Arya Stark.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-08-30 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

...as his fist spontaneously blossomed in my ass, I was reminded of the old saying, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush." Not sure why though.

This must be the work of The Spontaneous Fisting Bandit! That Kissing Bandit is so yesterday.

probably poorly

So...rape?

Fisting is gross!