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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-08-29 06:50 pm

[ SECRET POST #2431 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2431 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-29 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell is a "spontaneous" fisting. You accidentally sit down on your neighbors fist when you get on a bus?
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[personal profile] elaminator 2013-08-29 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
MTE, I'm not sure how it would work 'spontaneously'.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-29 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe someone punches the air but failed notice that you were standing just so...

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I was assuming it was like how dudebros say "Surprise sex" as a cute way of saying rape.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I always thought "surprise sex" meant the author didn't rate/tag the fic for sex

Now I'm horrified.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the phrase is old and didn't originate in fandom. And just so you know, "struggle snuggle" is another "cutesy" way of saying rape.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Reagan used to call rape "forced romance".

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
DA Yes it's not about fan fic, the other anon is right, it's an old phrase that just means rape basically.

There's this great documentary about the porn industry made by Louis Theroux, where he's filming a young woman (as in teen) being "auditioned" for a film, this is exactly what happens to the girl, done by the sleazy director, it's so awful I'll never forget it, and Louis Theroux is so disturbed by it as he's sitting in the room. I think it's a sort of casual rapist attitude by some of those men, this producer clearly thought nothing of it and I'm sure it happened with all of his auditions

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
At first I was all o_O.

Then... I remembered the time our grumpy, old cat came in, jumped onto the sofa, sauntered over to the armrest and plopped down. What the old furball hadn't taken into consideration was that my buddy - who already sat in the sofa - had his arm on the armrest, open hand, fingers up. So, about half a second after plopping his furry catbutt down, the cat screamed, became airborne, clawed the air like a razor-studded windmill and disappeared out and away, heavens know where. Buddy, looking pretty disconcerted, slowly lifted his pinky to his nose. Then he screamed, became airborne, etc. I was all o_O then also.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god

(Anonymous) 2013-08-30 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
This is one sex act that really should be planned in advance.

[personal profile] cbrachyrhynchos 2013-08-30 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
One step up from "surprise buttsex!"

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[personal profile] kamino_neko 2013-08-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I would assume a situation where they're already having sex, and the victim of this particular...prank is getting fingered (in whichever orifice is to be fisted), and their partner...just shoves their whole hand up there.