[ SECRET POST #2452 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2452 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Giles Coren and Sue Perkins, The Supersizers Eat… The Eighties]


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03.
[Jeff Davis/Teen Wolf]


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04.
[Django Unchained]


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05.
[Valiant Hearts: The Great War]


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06.
[Child of Light]

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07.
[Jurassic Park]


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08.
[Hate Plus]


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09.
[The Three Investigators]


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10.
[Charlie Hunnam]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 011 secrets from Secret Submission Post #350.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/gqJcb8S.jpg
[Jurassic Park]

[kaijinscendre]

You'll have to fight my sister for him.

[elephantinegrace]

And me. Although I have a stutter, too, so the vows will probably take a very long time.

[(Anonymous)]

Me, three.

[(Anonymous)]

Of course you do! It's Jeff Goldblum!

[bringreligiontothewamwams]

Well just as long as you get the priest an umbrella and mark off the front rows like they do in seaworld. You'd never be short of a way to mop the floor either. Guys who stutter are truly hilarious to watch especially if they t-t-t-t-try t-t-t-t-to b-buh-buh-burbeee tough, although I'm not sure why you'd want to marry one though.

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

I get that you have nothing better to do with your life than stuff like this, but... wow. You're scum.

[bringreligiontothewamwams]

You do realize that your comment is utterly pointless, how does it feel to be even more pointless than the pointless scum?

Hey, if makes you feel any better I think that girls who stutter are the best. By the time they've managed to say no to the surprise sex most guys will be lighting up the cigarette.

[(Anonymous)]

You really are the fucking worst. Please stop trolling.

[(Anonymous)]

Not even remotely funny. Just incredibly dull.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not even offensive, just boring.

[(Anonymous)]

I like you. You piss off all the other trollish usernames. Guess they don't like their own game turned on them.

[(Anonymous)]

If he failed to stutter would you demand an annulment?

Secret 7 - Jurassic Park

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Dr. Ian Malcolm, as portrayed by Jeff Goldblum, from the movie "Jurassic Park". He is a man with light skin and short, wavy dark hair. He is wearing a dark, partially unbuttoned shirt and a leather jacket. He is wearing eyeglasses and looking surprised at something off-screen.]

I want to marry Dr. Ian Malcolm. But only if he stutters through the vows.

[fingalsanteater]

Cute. :3

[littlestbirds]

marriage fantasies aren't really my thing but I think I could make an exception in this case. I like the way you think OP.

[dreemyweird]

I didn't really like any of the Jurassic Park films, but he was my favourite character.
...Except I friend-shipped him with just about every other protagonist. Fic? No such luck.
But tbh, friend-shipping is even weirder than shipping, so I understand why there aren't many fans.

Also, yes, you're cute, OP. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Stutter or not, I'll take him.

[siofrabunnies]

Keep in mind, he's been divorced like four times, and it sounds like all his exes are mad or resentful. :/

[(Anonymous)]

I feel you. Eliot on Leverage stutters sometimes, and it instantly makes him 10x more attractive to me. I don't even know why.

I think stutters make people seem smarter to me. Like, their brains are moving so fast their mouths can't keep up.

[nekhenu]

How do you feel about a three-way marriage?

[rbhudson]

SAME. I'd settle for Jeff, tho

[(Anonymous)]

oh, Ian. yes indeed. <3

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah. I can totally relate, lol.