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Mainly because most the crossover writers are crappy and the plots are dumb.

P.S. Fucking Sherlock crossovers and alpha/omega stans stay out of the James Bond fandom!

Alpha/omega stans penetrate all the fandoms with their knotty dicks. I don't think they'll ever stop.

P.S. Fucking Sherlock crossovers and alpha/omega stans stay out of the James Bond fandom!

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

Get ooooooooooooooooooooout

p.s. seriously Q and Sherlock are nothing alike

Can we not just ban this alpha/omega crap from every fandom for being just too fucking sick even for fandom.

Nothing is too sick for fandom.

I know, I remember when vore was the big fetish, I think we need to start drawing the line. Someone fetch that Patrick Stewart gif, because "this fahr, no fahrther!". Heavens know I'm no SJW, but even I can tell the A/B/O stuff goes too far.

Haha. Hey, kiddos, gather 'round and I'll tell you tales of the fandom kinks past. Now, a greater evil has befallen our fandoms, a bucketful-of-come evil, a knotted-dog-dicked evil, a strange, slavering, hormonal evil known as A/B/O. But, before the knots there was the... vore.

Seriously though, I used to think tentacles were weird, then I thought vore was weird, and then I though A/B/O was weird, but now I'm like whatever. Bring on the next big kink- let's see what you kinky fuckers got. I'm over the wanting to police people's kinks, and into scrolling on by and being mildly amused.

I'd forgotten about the tentacles, god that seems so tame now. You're probably right. What seems horrible now will probably be tame in a few years. Vore was still so, so wrong though. Where did it spawn from, I've forgotten? One night we should really do a "resurrect your old fandom kinks" event.

Edited 2013-09-22 21:23 (UTC)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80430539/ - I don't think anything has topped this yet

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bringreligiontothewamwams - 2013-09-22 22:51 (UTC) - Expand

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I've just googled vore. That was actually a thing?!

That was a big thing at one point. I think it was '98/'99 and there was fanart and fanfic of it all over the place. There was a massive multi-fandom webring with just page after page of links. I can't remember which fandom spawned it first, but it swept over the web and infested fan mailing lists and just about everything for a while.

misty_anon - 2013-09-22 21:51 (UTC) - Expand

I love A/B/O so....no.

Then you are a horrible person. probably a sociopath.

Nah, just a lover of shitty contrived plot devices.

Since we can't even ban you from F!S, I doubt we'd have any luck banning an trope from the entire internet.

Are you still upset about that? Dear lord, it wasn't even that much of a troll. Jeez, a simple stuttering joke and a joke about surprise sex that isn't even a quarter as bad as even the tamest youtube comment and you are all a tizzy.

AYRT

Nah, I wasn't even involved in that post. I'm just saying, it's way easier to ban people than ideas, and we couldn't get it done on a single community. So. A/B/O is the future, I'm afraid.

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a joke about surprise sex that isn't even a quarter as bad as even the tamest youtube comment

A joke about RAPE. Cut it with the faux disingenuity, buddy. And I don't care how bad it is in comparison to something else, it put you straight in the irredeemable douchecanoe bucket.

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insanenoodlyguy - 2013-09-22 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

Yeah, what is up with that crap? It's freakin' everywhere. I have no idea where it came from, but it needs to go back there. And lock the door behind it.

I don't even find it particularly obscene, I just hate the shitty plots. It's like a really, really dumb romance novel writer ran out of contrived ideas for people to play "I-don't-want-you-but-I-do" and just started digging for something even dumber.

I would be very happy if knotting went with it. If I'm not in a fandom with fucking werewolves (or indeed werewolves fucking) I don't want it randomly cropping up!

Wait, the James Bond fandom's still alive and kickin'? It seemed like such a fad 3 months fandom.

(No need to get pedantic about how it's a several decades old franchise or whatever, I mean the fandom that started after the latest movie, the Bond/Q people.)

It's definitely alive but it doesn't look like what it used to be at the beginning at all
Everything that isn't a Sherlock crossover is badly written and/or depressing shit and I don't like Sherlock, crossovers, badly written fics and depressing shit

I too would like Sherlock and James Bond to get away from each other. There's so many of these for some reason. Is it just because they're both English? Seriously, where is this coming from?

P.S. Fucking Sherlock crossovers and alpha/omega stans stay out of the James Bond fandom!

...ok, I'm trying to work out why this would be a current thing but I'm failing.