[ SECRET POST #2512 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2512 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure you were watching the Avengers and not a porno

[(Anonymous)]

Hah. Well with black widows costume, I have to say it was 50/50.

[iggy]

You are actually stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

And you're an asshole.

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

"oh you don't like a part of a movie that I love. that means you're stupid"
butthurt piece of human waste.

[iggy]

No. It's not because you don't like it.

It's because you're actually imagining things that do not exist. Also BW's costume was not revealing, and there were more 'fanservicey' shots of Cap than there were of her.

[(Anonymous)]

wow who's butthurt here

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, you're that cute little 4chan troll wannabe!

[(Anonymous)]

No, no, you're actually stupid. I'm sorry you had to hear it from us, but, well, them's the breaks.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, is being an online bully as much fun as you make it look, or are you just too emotionally challenged to rise above such pathetic activities?

I suspect the latter.

[nan]

Wait didn't you just call someone a piece of human waste or is this a different anon?

[(Anonymous)]

Same anon, and I called them human shit because they turned this personal and insulted me, because I didn't like one sub-plot of an otherwise decent movie.

[(Anonymous)]

And where was the part where someone called you a human shit for not liking a subplot?

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, you're the one getting all personal and bullying over something in the movie you really, really have to squint to even imagine.

Go take a breather or something, your SJW glasses have smooshed your brain

[(Anonymous)]

because I didn't like one completely imaginary sub-plot of an otherwise decent movie.

FTFY.

[cassandraoftroy]

ilu <3

[nan]

I don't really see what's so sexual about her uniform tbh. Everyone's uniforms are tight in these movies (except I guess Iron Man's).

[(Anonymous)]

Is everyone's "uniform" perpetually half undone the entire time? Did anyone else get a tiny black cocktail dress and ripped tights in their opening scenes (Bonus points for those scenes containing threats (albeit implied) or physical and sexual violence)?

[nan]

You don't even see cleavage most of the time? I mean you see her chest but I didn't notice that much boobage. AND that black cocktail dress looked like a pretty normal cocktail dress that a woman would wear? So...I don't really have a problem with that at all. She's a spy. She was undercover. You can certainly make the argument that it was gratuitous but I think it works for the circumstances!

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't there always a "circumstance" to jujstify putting female characters in those outfits? funny how that works. Almost like these movies are being written by someone with horrible ideas about women who then try to justify it by creating these circumstances.

[nan]

I can agree with you there! Hypersexualization of women in media is a big concern. I just think Black Widow isn't a particularly good example of it (mainly because I disagree rather strongly about whether she's just a love interest; I think she was an underutilized but still important member of the team).

[(Anonymous)]

No, personally I was too busy appreciating almost naked Bruce.

[(Anonymous)]

... They deliberately shot an opening scene where all you can see of Steve is his flexing shoulders and bouncing butt, and you're on your high horse over Natasha utilizing some of her assets in the most effective manor? Fanservice is Tony showing up in that dapper suit, looking suave and polished when both before and after that one bit he was wearing a tight black shirt and jeans. It's when Thor stands so his shoulders look like you could hang sheets on them in almost *every* scene. It's every single time Bruce does that shy little head-duck.

If you've read the comics, that is just what Natasha *does*. It's part of her job. She uses both her gender and her attractive features to make people underestimate and trust her, and doing so is why she's so good at it. Taking away that aspect of her character would warp her in the same way taking away Steve's leadership abilities or Tony's high society lifestyle or Clint's love of archaic weaponry would warp them. They'd still be recognized as representing themselves, but they would be more like a parody than a true likeness.

[(Anonymous)]

The Iron Man suits do have deliciously sculpted butts though

[(Anonymous)]

You're drunk, go to bed.