[ SECRET POST #2512 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2512 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. I didn't like how they force fed us a het romance in a story that required no het romance. Remove BW and we have a movie I can happily watch (I'm willing to give hawkeye a chance, since we didn't see much of him, and what we did see was tainted by the "Natasha is my twu wuv" bullshit, aside from that I think he had potential).

[sarillia]

Am I just even more oblivious than I thought? I didn't see a romance between her and Hawkeye.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Her whole thing was to be the target of abuse and rape threats, and to pine after / try to save, the man she loves. It was like a less well written Mario game where an especially bland princess peach is the one trying to rescue Mario.

[greenvelvetcake]

There was no real implication of romance, just friendship. Or are you one of those that insist men and women can't be friends?

[tabaqui]

Wow, did *we* watch different movies.

[astridv]

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No, I got nothing.

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck are you going on about? I saw no "Natasha is my twu wuv" in Avengers.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Every scene he was in, when he wasn't controlled, felt like he moments away from holding her hand. it was... well... pretty fucking blatant.

[(Anonymous)]

H-handholding? *gasp* The ultimate expression of romantic and sexual passion.

[diet_poison]

/headtilt

I think you're reading a lot into that that wasn't really there tbh

[(Anonymous)]

What het romance? There was no Natasha romance. I am baffled.

[(Anonymous)]

What? her whole motivation was to save her "handsome prince"

And when she get's him back, every scene had them pointedly "together" doing the typical mulder/scully "I like you, but wont say it, but we both know it, and let's tease the audience with crappy flirting" bullshit.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Wowowow. We watched two very different movies.

[queerwolf]

Uh, no. There was no romance between them. There's a long partnership, they're close and they get shipped in fandom, but whatever you saw in the movie wasn't there and definitely wasn't force fed. jfc

[(Anonymous)]

Bullshit. it was a "Partnership" like Mulder and scullys, or link and Zelda in that shit aweful old cartoon, or any number of other "Will they wont they" het horseshit.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure you were watching the Avengers and not a porno

[(Anonymous)]

Hah. Well with black widows costume, I have to say it was 50/50.

[philstar22]

What? I didn't see it as canon, and I ship them. In the movie, they are meant to just be really good friends with a history together. Now, that certainly could develop into romance, and I'd love it if it did, but it isn't actually that way as of yet or maybe ever in the movies. I saw a whole lot of subtext, but there's no actual text yet.

[iggy]

There was no romance. Um.

[kamino_neko]

They're a man and a woman who care deeply about each other, due to having been through a FUCK of a lot, together. Therefor, boning.

(Since they specified 'het romance', one suspects that if any of the guys had been that close, 'therefor, boning' would still apply, but they'd be less up in arms about it.)

9/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

After those shit trolls you are refreshing!

[(Anonymous)]

You appear to have hallucinated a romance plot exclusively for the purpose of hating on a female character. Brilliant.

[(Anonymous)]

are you on some kind of lead paint chip diet or something? wtf are you going on about?

[astridv]

If you're a troll, you're brilliant and I tip my hat to you. (I'd rather not consider that you're for real.)

[dragonimp]

.....Holy shit. And people rag on the slash fandom for not being able to "appreciate" male friendships without seeing romance.